Once Upon A Story [4.5]

The Barracks
#1

Back by populair demand; The Once Upon A Time story thread. Since part 4 ended so abruptly, I figured to just start a fresh thread where we can write another story together.

If you’ve missed the previous story threads, here they are:

Story 1: http://forums.lpunderground.com/t/once-upon-a-time8
Story 2: http://forums.lpunderground.com/t/once-upon-another-time4
Story 3: Once Upon A Time [3]: Reloaded
Story 4: Once Upon A Time 4

We don’t have to write another sequal to the previous written threads, but if you’d like to make referrences to either of the previous written stories this is of course fine.

How it works:
1 Reply in at least 2 words.
2 Linkin Park characters cannot die
3 You cannot kill someone else’s character without the approval of it’s owner.
[Example: @amitrish as a character cannot be killed by @samuel_the_leader, unless @amitrish approves of this]
4 With each 100th post, the person responsible for that 100th post will throw a party post that blends in with the story.
5 ANYONE may join in at any given time.
6 Anything you want to discuss Off Topic, please put this between ( ) or [ ] and write OT in front. For example: [OT: I am out of toilet paper]
7. For the flow of the story always try to first post something that ADDS to the story and then write your OT message.
Example: He was only a crack in this castle of glass. Hardly anything there for anyone to see.
[OT: I am still in need of toilet paper]
8 Have fun, be nice and remember that it’s all supposed to be fun and fiction in the end :smile:

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Can you touch your shoulders?
#2

The night was dark, and rain falling on the window was the only noise that was to be heard for miles, apart from her sobs. She hadn’t come to this hiding of hers since she was 17. Then she was happy. She didnt come here to hide then. The Sun, the star, the moon all had been the same since then, except for her life, which had taken a dramatic turn in the last 4 months.

[OT: Was the idea of killing me necessary to elaborate point 3? ;)]

#3

OT: wait a min, u forgot to start a grand reopening

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Actually I wanted to reopen it on Oct 24 in time for HybridTheory15, but I guess y’all have early access.

#4

[OT: You can use my start as a teaser… and make it a part of the story later on. I have left option for you guys.]

#5

Willow Terra crashed the (hunting) party, no wonder everyone is so sad…

OT: Sorry @Gatsie @amitrish @The_early_walker @Susannchen for starting on such a sombre tone.

#6

Or was it? Due to a technical problem, Linkin Park was unable to start their show. There were thousands of fans who were forced to leave the venue because of safety reasons.

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Mike’s keyboard had mysteriously exploded earlier that day. Thank God he wasn’t on stage when it happened. But poor Joe Hahn was, however. He became light as a feather as the explosion made DJ Hahn go airborn and land straight into Rob’s drum kit. Poor Joe was rushed to the hospital, while Jim announced the fans that they would still have to wait a little longer.

#7

Oops I don’t think u wanna know what happened to Mike. Chester u better watch ya ass…

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(OT: so much to read)

#8

Mario and his brother were eating a sandwich.

#9

#When tater tot’s fell from the sky, squishing everyone in sight.

#10

Some of the tator tots landed right in Mario’s mouth, awakening the Dirty Mario inside of him.

#11

Chester was like, “Holy shit, you again? Why won’t you die, you Dirty Old Man!” Dirty Mario has always haunted Chester (all the molestation, unspeakable abuses etc), since Chester’s birth until now.
Dirty Mario may be really old right now, but he’s still going strong…

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“That’s right, come to Daddy,” Dirty Mario beckoned Chester.

#12

But Chester the molester had learned some tricks on his own.

Just ask Monkey Shinoda

#13

These leaked images had the police alerted and they visited where the band was performing. They asked for Chester and took him under arrest.
The show was about to start, and the organizers had to delay the early entry winners a chance to get in as well.
Mike, who was running late with Aoki & was on his way to the concert area, was alerted by the band. He stopped the vehicle & negotiated a deal to arrest Chester post the show. The police agreed.
While Mike & Chester were returning to the show, they see a girl standing out with wet denims, outside Starbucks.

#14

Indeed, Chester The Molester had been practicing his molestation skills for a long time now…

#15

Joe Hahn woke up in the hospital, screaming. Thankfully all the previous events; from the tator tots falling from the sky to Dirty Mario to Chester getting arrested, they were just mall just part of a weird dream in his head. Or was it? Confused, Joe looked around and saw a nurse next to his bed.

“Nurse can I please have my laptop?” Joe asked.

The nurse smiled. She grabbed his bag where his laptop was in and gave it to him. Joe thanked the nurse and put the laptop on his lap, opened it and logged onto his account.

But then this happened:

#16

OT: My god, I don’t think in reality Mr Hahn, or anybody for the matter, would bother to uninstall IE, much less in this manner. My W10 has both Microsoft Edge & IE11 :frowning: - couldn’t uninstall IE11 cuz it’s damaged, couldn’t download anything through IE11.

Noooooooooo!!! Joe Hahn realized that by destroying his laptop, he destroyed the files pertaining to Mall 2. Shit he’ll need to start filming all over again. Screw it, there won’t be a Mall 2, period.

How about the LP & FM files (for the new albums coming up obviously)? Looks like Mr. Hahn may have to rerecord his DJ scratching parts for both LP & FM, but fortunately pretty much 99% of the stuff is backed up in Mike’s computer - Mike won’t trust himself with Joe.

#17

@Gatsie, @amitrish, @The_early_walker, @Susannchen

where are all of y’all?

Don’t y’all want the Once Upon A Time Series to continue???

The Rhyming Game
Can you touch your shoulders?
#18

Then contribute to this story @Susannchen, since @The_early_walker doesn’t want to…

#19

[OT: Sorry, but I have been a bit busy lately. Also, in #4, I mentioned that I needed a break as I have to read all the post and make something up for the story. I will join in soon.]

The Rhyming Game
#20

I though Willow Terra was scared away by the Linkin Zombies for good, but I was wrong. Anyway bye bye, cuz I don’t wanna be speaking to two Willow Terras here. :wave: