Make a wish- wish granted

[NickGr]

@Honey8

I wish to learn guitar this birthday

Wish granted. Now you can play balalaika

[samuel_the_leader]

When I use sound search, sometimes I get shocked. For example, a few days ago, I use it to find out what song is playing on the radio, and was surprised that the song was Sign Of The Times by Harry Styles (I didn’t know beforehand )

[samuel_the_leader]

@NickGr

balalaika

I just googled it. So it’s a Russian instrument, not African like I first thought

Ok, so now I wish rare Linkin Park songs would play on the radio.

[the_termin8r]

@samuel_the_leader

I guess your sister was watching with them. And then I imagine your mother noticed you, and then after that you were obliged to come sit with them and watch, instead of remaining cooped up in your room the entire day.

No, my sister isn’t into this sort of rubbish. And my parents wouldn’t force me to watch with them.

@samuel_the_leader

Ok, so now I wish rare Linkin Park songs would play on the radio.

They do, but at a frequency the human ear can’t pick up

I wish my rc transmission was stronger

[samuel_the_leader]

@the_termin8r

I wish my rc transmission was stronger

Yes, but the transmission only is stronger for the UFOs.

I wish I have a new wide-screen color TV

[the_termin8r]

@samuel_the_leader

Yes, but the transmission only is stronger for the UFOs

What? By transmission I meant the gearbox.

[samuel_the_leader]

@the_termin8r

What? By transmission I meant the gearbox.

Sorry, instructions not clear, I was thinking of radio transmission intead of châssis. The whole point of this game is that the djinn didn’t hear properly hence give corrupted versions of wishes.

[samuel_the_leader]

@samuel_the_leader

I wish I have a new wide-screen color TV

Go and grant this wish.

[the_termin8r]

Granted, but you’re colour blind

I wish I had rocket shoes

[samuel_the_leader]

@the_termin8r

but you’re colour blind

Unfortunately, some of my classmates from years ago did think I was colour blind at some point. They managed to ask extremely tricky questions involving colour to trick me. (Don’t remember how they did so.)

@the_termin8r

I wish I had rocket shoes

Granted, but they burn a hole through each of your feet.

@samuel_the_leader

Damn it, my nose is bleeding, but that doesn’t explain the weird mushroom smell.

I wish my nose would stop bleeding and the weird smell would stop.

[georkost]

Granted you have no nose…you breath through your eyes!

[Honey8]

I wish it does not rains today…

[georkost]

Wish granted, heavy snowfall for you

[Honey8]

@georkost

heavy snowfall for you

Lovely!!! thanks…i will love it. Better than summers

[samuel_the_leader]

I wish my cooking skills are better:

@samuel_the_leader

https://forums.lpunderground.com/uploads/short-url/3udkgiRr1qzuvcO9QiWDmbmLyax.jpg

[georkost]

Granted! Your mouth is glued ,you cannot taste anything !!

[samuel_the_leader]

I wish to go skiing.

[NickGr]

Wish granted. Tons of snow in your area

[samuel_the_leader]

But my area is not that hilly, I can at most ski slowly downhill three minutes at a time.

[samuel_the_leader]

Seems like I’m the only one giving wishes. Ok here is something more demanding.

My mother always told me that the year I was born, the whole family went on a cruise. A few years after that trip, the cruise ship apparently sank. Hence, I wish to go deep-sea diving in the area where the ship sank, to go explore the wreckage of that cruise ship.