Go home, you're drunk!

Mu keyboahdmr sickd
:joy::joy:lol
Autocorrection got sick

Autocuttevyib git dixj

Type: Why I always messed up? :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

Wy alwaus messed ul?
Type: messing up is my hobby :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

Messimf uo id my honny

Type: Teach me gibberish.

MFB M ntegg

Type: It smells kind of weird in here.

It snekks kinda weird in jere.

Type: Damn it, my nose is bleeding, but that doesn’t explain the weird mushroom smell.

damn ikt, n ra dfs ps eleleg, but thst dopeoehnf se4g wht wetn smeeb gf

Type: WTF is wrong with me???

Wow, turns out I had this accidentally muted for ages.

WTF is wrong with me (YES! I’m used to typing in the dark because I sit in my room at night with no lights on and my screen isn’t illuminating enough).

Type: Back with a vengence

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Bsch eitg a vybfrsnxt

I’m… Amazed…

:rofl:
Type: Fly high! Up on the skies!

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Fly high ! Uo in the skies" Ooh, almost :stuck_out_tongue:

type: nearly there

dt hv u

Type: Wow, what the hell was that?

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wow what the hell wa rhat?
(oh great!! very near)
Type: i am getting good in this :smile:

I am hetting cood ib tbis (not bad considering this was my first attempt on a phone).

Type: autocorrect is switched off

Aytocorrext is seitche off

(The results of too much texting)

Type :roses are red , violets are blue

Rised are rsf, bipletd are vkur

Type: Come on auto correction! Make it work!

Codn ib aurocorrr tin mzkf ig dofk (no chance :joy: seems my first phone attempt was a fluke).

Type: it was a fluke

it was a flike
(oh!! just one letter!!!)
type : very close!

very close" (almost, I’m back on my laptop)

Type: I will fail this

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I sill gail rguz

Total fail

Type: I surely did

I sutely did (1 letter)

Type (with the punctuation too): Goddamn, when will I get this?