Wish granted but a great white shark will follow you around…if you take anything from the ship you are doomed…
I wish I reach Brad’s humour level!
(This is a hard one.) Granted, but Brad would know about it, so he’ll increase his level even further. It will be like some kind of competition, with each side always trying to up the ante. Have fun 
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I wish the weather forecast is wrong.
Granted it is wrong it is 36-46 
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Lol the low cannot be 36, cuz the 23 already happened.
Also, you need to give a wish.
It’s a wish!!! Not reality!!!
I wish I could wear my glasses because my contacts are killing me!!
Wish granted but there be no glass in the glasses
I wished that the wish wasn’t a wish at all!
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Granted, it’s a curse
I wish to never need a haircut again.
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Granted you now have a lovely barb wire in the place of your hair !
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Win / win for me, I don’t have to get a haircut and people can now keep their damn hands off my head.
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I wish that people would love your barb wire hair and touch them all the time 
Wish granted, they all get tetanus.
I wish for people to never give me hugs and kisses ever again, I hate them (seriously, they’re an invasion of my personal space).
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Granted you will only get from peolle you love when you ask for them…
Excellent, so that’ll be never. What was so bad about that?
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happens sometimes…even i had some wishes which these others made even better…
and this…
Well, i must say it was really nice wish…i wish the same…literally 
See!! I don’t fail to make your wishes better!!! There was nothing wrong with your wish @the_termin8r 
I just didn’t want to make it predictable!!
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Granted, you have to put up with Minaj instead
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great one
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O wish minaj would go away too