Make a wish- wish granted

[Honey8]

@georkost

I will extend it! On your free time you will have to go shopping for at least 5 hours !!!

Thats worst thing ever!!!

[samuel_the_leader]

@samuel_the_leader

I wish I’ll stop accidentally stubbing my toe.

@Honey8 grant my wish, and don’t say that I don’t have anymore toes or similar.

[georkost]

Granted you will stop stubbing your toes… you will stub the toes of everyone who is in front of you!!!

[samuel_the_leader]

I wish there will be an ice age very very soon.

[georkost]

Granted!!! But it will be ice age 5!

I wish slapping was an acceptable behaviour,!

[samuel_the_leader]

@georkost

But it will be ice age 5!

How did you know which ice age I didn’t want?

@georkost

I wish slapping was an acceptable behaviour,!

Granted, everybody slaps you now

@samuel_the_leader

Last time you received a Whatsapp message from an unknown number.

Damn, recently my father received one such message asking whether he still has a unit available for sale. He should not have deleted the message, and instead push to sell this unit:

@samuel_the_leader

the run-down apartment which my family is still unable to sell

I wish I can retrieve that deleted conversation from his phone, so that I can send a message to that unknown person to get them to purchase the [spoiler]run-down[/spoiler] apartment unit that we couldn’t sell.

[georkost]

Make a wish!!!

[samuel_the_leader]

@samuel_the_leader

Last time you received a Whatsapp message from an unknown number.

Damn, recently my father received one such message asking whether he still has a unit available for sale. He should not have deleted the message, and instead push to sell this unit:

samuel_the_leader:
the run-down apartment which my family is still unable to sell

I wish I can retrieve that deleted conversation from his phone, so that I can send a message to that unknown person to get them to purchase the run-down apartment unit that we couldn’t sell.

This whole damn thing was my wish, but you totally managed to miss it @georkost

[georkost]

Awww don’t be upset!!! You will find the number and it is going to be a mistake and the person actually want to sell to you a second one!!

[samuel_the_leader]

@georkost

the person actually want to sell to you a second one!!

Not buy from us? Damn.

Ok seriously, I wish someone will bomb the entire row of run-down apartments (among them, the apartment unit we couldn’t sell), especially the security post, to the ground. I want to see nothing left of it.

[georkost]

Wish granted…for the next 20 years you will not hav e a place to live…

[samuel_the_leader]

@georkost

for the next 20 years you will not hav e a place to live…

Lol, but the run-down apartments are in a different town far away (think four-hour drive there). The air raid can’t possibly affect me.

[georkost]

If you don’t want your wish to be done you will stay in your house

[samuel_the_leader]

I was referring to the apartment unit in the run-down apartment my family cannot sell.

[samuel_the_leader]

@georkost

…for the next 20 years you will not hav e a place to live…

I think I get it. If they found out who ordered the air raids to the run-down apartments, home for the 20 years would be jail.

I wish mosquitoes will stop biting me.

[georkost]

Granted , bees are on their way!!!

[georkost]

I wish I could sleep right now

[Honey8]

@georkost

I wish I could sleep right now

granted…your bed is broken. Sleep on floor

I wish i could complete all weekend work today itself

[samuel_the_leader]

@georkost

Granted , bees are on their way!!!

Don’t worry, the bees that have ever entered so far have never stung.

[Honey8]

@samuel_the_leader

Don’t worry, the bees that have ever entered so far have never stung.

Don’t worry then, bed bugs are there for you