Unfortunately, some of my classmates from years ago did think I was colour blind at some point. They managed to ask extremely tricky questions involving colour to trick me. (Don’t remember how they did so.)
Granted, but they burn a hole through each of your feet.
I wish my nose would stop bleeding and the weird smell would stop.
Granted you have no nose…you breath through your eyes!
I wish it does not rains today…
Wish granted, heavy snowfall for you
Lovely!!! 
thanks…i will love it. Better than summers
I wish my cooking skills are better:
Granted! Your mouth is glued ,you cannot taste anything !!
I wish to go skiing.
Wish granted. Tons of snow in your area
But my area is not that hilly, I can at most ski slowly downhill three minutes at a time.
Seems like I’m the only one giving wishes. Ok here is something more demanding.
My mother always told me that the year I was born, the whole family went on a cruise. A few years after that trip, the cruise ship apparently sank. Hence, I wish to go deep-sea diving in the area where the ship sank, to go explore the wreckage of that cruise ship.
Wish granted but a great white shark will follow you around…if you take anything from the ship you are doomed…
I wish I reach Brad’s humour level!
(This is a hard one.) Granted, but Brad would know about it, so he’ll increase his level even further. It will be like some kind of competition, with each side always trying to up the ante. Have fun 
I wish the weather forecast is wrong.
Granted it is wrong it is 36-46
Lol the low cannot be 36, cuz the 23 already happened.
Also, you need to give a wish.
It’s a wish!!! Not reality!!!
I wish I could wear my glasses because my contacts are killing me!!
Wish granted but there be no glass in the glasses
I wished that the wish wasn’t a wish at all!
Granted, it’s a curse
I wish to never need a haircut again.
Granted you now have a lovely barb wire in the place of your hair !