@lpfan61 morning to you!
Hellooo dear!!
I swear I naturally thought you meant me
awesooooooome! Make up an illness
@anna834 What? Me? Sick? Never! I have no right to get sick!!!
So no illness and no make-up @framos1792!!!
And no home remodeling!
@anomalia ok. I can see that
Not even a little fake sickness? …
@framos1792 we find an other way
Cause
I’m afraid that maybe true. I need to decide what I hate less - my bathroom now or my bathroom renovation (and no bathroom at all for a week time or so)
@anna834 with fake sickness there could be one single problem - I’m a really bad actress.
It could be, but that reddish blondie thing beated you at high level
How could I ever decided to stop myself from this.
And I should work something
Yeeeeeah!
I was going to add a second bathroom but you didn’t want me
Who told you that? Yes, come and add another bathroom - instead of kitchen or my room. Would be nice to have an apartment that consists of 2 bathrooms and nothing else.
I haven’t told you if my magical abilities
I just need to add a door and it will lead to a rip in the time-space continuum and will allow me to add the second bathroom without interfering with your kitchen and bedrooms
How do you think I made my bat cave?
Or I could’ve just made your kitchen a kitchen/bathroom hybrid
Cooking your breakfast while you’re showering
This got away from us quick lol
Mate, you’re Mexican, stowing away in a 747’s landing gear should be childs play for you. LMAO
That might have been a bit harsh, but I’m not even sorry.
Lmao where’s the fun in that challenge then I’d have to hollow out a tire and get inside it or something to make it exciting
I thought about just crossing that body of water to get to the other side like a wetback too but I mean…the Atlantic is the rio grande on steroids
Doing too much lol friggin soakedback after that one
Oof for a second it sounded like you were with conscience
I make fun of everything else why would that be harsh?
If you manage to make the entire trip inside one of the engines and survive, I’ll give you all of my money.
That wasn’t for your sake, I’ve considered putting remarks like that at the end of some of my replies to keep the snowflakes happy.
I’ve had 3 people get triggered at my jokes and posts in the past ~2.5 months. I’m fed up of dealing with it. I think the best one was when I misread ‘cat collar’ as ‘cat cooler’ and jokingly suggested that the person shoved their cat in the fridge. They flipped out so hard.
I remember that one
Thanks to you I loose my last few likes
In my defence, it was in the stupid question thread.
I’m still not apologising for it as it was a harmless joke, regardless of the fact that it was a result of me being illiterate.