We’re to pissed off to do it, I just automatically mute the thread the moment I see the title.
It’s essential to everyday life, without it there will be chaos.
Discipline?
right right
didn’t mean to get misinterpreted
I meant to ask if regulars or moderators could help clean it up as usual
I know a lot of times youll call in derek etc
also hadn’t realized I had become a regular 
beyond that though I just meant to say that it was the first instance where I realized why the regulars tend to get on top of the copy threads when they pop up. Having people create new ones every hour gets irritating.
as for the riddle my last guess will be gravity
Regulars don’t have any powers (you seem to have the badge too, you just need to set your rank on your forum profile) and I don’t want to keep spamming Derek.
No and no. The answer was time.
@samuel_the_leader you go.
Ugh.
Last night my father asked me for help with his Facebook. (In my mind I was like since when did he join Facebook) He said that all of his posts from last month went missing without a trace (Yup I checked everywhere, even hidden posts and stuff, nothing there) So what exactly happened?
Just now it tripped again. I think it has finally stopped.
Did this really happen or is it for the riddle?
Either way, my first guess would be that he got hacked?
He signed up this month not last month of course
Yes, it happened. But it doesn’t seem that he got hacked, since he didn’t receive any warning emails.
No, he has been on Facebook since last year. On the contrary, I’ve haven’t posted anything on Facebook since 2012, so I don’t know anything ever since.
Ok so here is the answer:
Last month, he accidentally linked a new account with his [I think] Google+ (sans profile picture) and didn’t realise he posted there, so @framos1792 is technically correct (he goes).
Ok maybe you’ve heard this one
Forward I am heavy but backwards I am not
What am I
Only one I can think of right now
Tons <asdfghjkl;’>
Here’s an iffy improvised one (mind you that’s not saying much considering 95% of my riddles are improvised).
A baby is born on a given day (doesn’t matter which), but dies minutes after birth. At the funeral the gravestone said “2017-2016”. Why did it say that?
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Answer is a stretch but the baby was born just after midnight on New Year’s Eve ON a plane while in flight, going west therefore changing time zones and going back into the previous year where he later dies
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Wow, that’s the exact answer.
Sweet
Let’s see
A guy runs into a bar
He asks for water
The bartender instead pulls out his gun and points it at the man
Relieved, the man walks right out
What happened to the man
He got served his water, the gun was one of those dispenser guns?
Nope
Good guess though
Uh, he was an old enemy of the bartender, he hadn’t seen him in years so his friend’s bet him some sum of money that the bartender wouldn’t recognise him. He was happy because he won the bet. 
Lol nice
But the bartender would’ve pulled the trigger haha
He did pull the gun out remember
Nah there was something wrong with the guy that’s why he asked for water