"You need to" game

To lure more people to this game, you need to offer tasty snacks and drinks.

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To offer tasty drinks and snacks, you need to go to a grocery store and buy them

May I bring my “special” plate?

With clonidine

For that you need to know what the guests like to eat.

You want to tone down the high blood pressure?

Does it contain alcohol or drugs? Then yes.

To get an idea of what most folks enjoy to eat around here, you need to take a peak here:

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Loool

To get through the tavern thread, you need to have a lot of time…

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To have a lot of time you need to be very lazy and live online with free WiFi.

Edit:

Ahh maybe drugs… It’s possible that you need them to see the unicorns.

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To get inspired, you may need to eat a bunch of unicorn poop.

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To eat a bunch of unicorn poop, you need some unicorns at first…

To get some unicorns, you fitst Need to pair a horse and a rhino

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Or…
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After have your unicorns you need to feed them with a special food.

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For the special unicorn food, you need to dive into the lake of magical glitter shit and then go to this part where they have this displayed:

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for that you need an aqualung - or at least a mask

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For that you need to bother your family or neighbors to get the materials that you need to do your own mask.

Or you just need to hold your breath for a real long time and try to see if you can make it to the other side of the magical glitter shit.

Or you just need to send someone else and then steal food.

Or you can make your hands reaaaally long so you don’t have to jump in

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Blue pill you’ll stick at reality; red pill you’ll jump directly to unicorn world… choose wisely… ( :joy: )

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