Wash the dishes with shampoo and buy a new one just for me lol
WYR work in a graveyard or in a prison?
Graveyard.
Wyr wear a very small size shoe or a very large size shoe?
Large.
Would you rather have your thumbs replaced with your big toes or have your pinky fingers replaced with your pinky toes?
Pinkies, thumbs are useful.
WYR catch fire every time you say a word containing any of the letters that appear in your full name or have a heavyweight boxer punch you in the face every time you blink?
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Easy this time. I choose the boxer. One punch and I would be through with it. No more blinking.
WYR know when the moment of your death arrives or not?
I’d rather not
WYR have nipple sized fingers or finger sized nipples?
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Both are equally messed up, but I’d go for the small fingers. 
WYR be a unicorn with a dick for a horn or have all the orifices on your head rearranged?
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Unicorn-magical in more than one way 
Wyr Be missing a leg or an arm?
My right arm.
WYR eat your pet or get eaten by it?
That’s an easy one. You probably can guess.
WYR have a job you hate, but regular hours and well paid? Or a job that’s your life, your passion, but fills up your day and has a earning below minimum wages? (Not sure anymore if I did the right decision back then )
I’d rather have a job that’s my passion, that gives me reasonable money to live on + flexible working hours than one that I hate, that gives me some (but not enough) money, and consumes my time and energy to do something stupid. 
(It’s not an answer to question… Just my dreams)
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That job I take too
Bring on the money.
WYR have a fake PhD and get a top job only to get outted as a fraud or have no degree, be really good at something and then struggle all your life to get a good job?
Of course have a fake PhD and get a top job only to get outted as a fraud or have no degree. As long as I not get convicted for it. Safe some money for the worse times.
You are a witness of a crime. Would you take a stand and go into witness protection program after, leave your old life behind or keep your mouth shut.
I’d say that strongly depends on the crime witnessed. If I caught a guy jay-walking imma just keep my mouth shut and live my life. But if it was a murder or a robbery I’ll speak up.
WYR drive through the city, stopping every 10 seconds for traffic or pedestrians, or drive through the desert with nothing to see for miles in every direction?
Bring on the desert, I can cruise at whatever speed I want. lol
WYR get dropped into the middle of Amazon with whatever you have on you right now, or get dropped into North Korea with whatever you have on you right now?
Amazon. Although, compared to living in a country where Donald J. Trump is president, I wouldn’t mind taking my chances with Kim Jong-un.
Would you rather spend the rest of your life in solitary confinement, or be euthanized?
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SC is something I tend to seek.
WYR spend a year getting trolled by me on the daily or get struck by lightning once a day (at random times) for the rest of your life?
I take the trolling.
WYR get stalked or trolled by someone?
Stalked, because then I can lure and kill them.
WYR drink battery acid or eat asbestos?
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