Would you rather...?

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#1203

Too rich for buses? :roll_eyes:

#1204

No, I refuse to take them on account of me being faster on foot (the max range I’ve tested so far is 3 miles), them stoping every 50m, the drivers driving like idiots, they’re full of chavs with 17 types of HIV and screaming school children. I initially stopped using them because of those stupid announcements they had programmed in a year or two ago.

Oh and I don’t want to give the c*ntbags at TFL the pleasure of using any more of their services than I absoloutely have to. I’m getting my license and a car the moment I graduate uni and am never going near public transport ever again. Even an early 2000s Nissan Micra is better than public transport.

#1205

I agree it can be faster on foot, I tend to walk 3 miles and at many times during traffic I get home quicker than any public transport. Still, buses are more environmentally friendly than cars and actually there’s been an increase in bus lanes which are making some services much quicker. Still, not overly reliable but better at times. Personally, I would never cycle - death wish!

#1206

I’d never cycle because I don’t want to be a road Nazi that annoys cars.

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#1207

Would you rather date somebody you love, or date somebody who loves you?

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#1208

Wow, that’s a tough question! I suppose someone who loves me, why date someone who doesn’t.

Would you rather invent space travel or time travel?

#1209

Umm, sorry to break it to you, but space travel already exists and time travel is literally impossible. :joy:

#1210

Time travel, then.

Would you rather live with your family in poverty, or live a wealthy life alone?

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#1211

Solo any day, money or not. :joy:

WYR be stuck with the email “I_Eat_Shit_Daily@gmail.com” forever (that you have to use for everything) or have your email change every day, but to civilised addresses only?

#1212

I’d rather it changed everyday.

Would you rather have free Wi-Fi everywhere you went, or have free coffee whenever you wanted it?

#1213

Lmao. I don’t drink coffee so that’s an easy one. :joy:

WYR never leave your hometown again or never see your family and friends again?

#1214

Hometown, easy choice

WYR spend two weeks stuck in a psychiatric hospital or stuck in an airport

#1215

Asylum, sounds like it could be a lot of fun. :joy:

WYR die of starvation or thirst?

#1216

Thirst
Make it quick, starvation, I’d prolly amputate an arm or a leg to prolong it :lion: hehe

Wyr be…on a normal schedule? :thinking: or take all the craps you’d take in a year during a 24 hour period? (Thank himym for the question :rofl:)

#1217

Definitely a normal schedule. I like sticking to a routine, no matter what monkey wrench it throws at me.

Would you rather have an easy job working for someone else, or work for yourself but work incredibly hard?

#1218

Solo, again.

WYR manually carve an encyclopedia into stone or be subjected to an audio book of said encylopedia as read by eeyore?

#1219

Eeyore.

Would you rather eat poop that tastes like chocolate, or chocolate that tastes like poop?

#1220

This :upside_down_face:

WYR sleep all day in a store where everyone can see you nuked and can draw anything they want or going to your work naked for the rest of your life?

#1221

I mean, if I’ve been nuked, what am I going to care if they draw on whatever is left of my cadaver? :joy: :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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#1222

If I showed up to work naked, they would ask me to turn my keys in. I like sleep, though, so I choose the first one.

Would you rather have to wash your hair with dish soap, or wash your dishes with shampoo?