I would choose the asbestos.
I’ve seen the holes battery acid does on my clothing.
And asbestos is just carcinogenic if you inhale it.
I hope I have this right 
WYR give your life for the right cause or get really old and always know you betrayed innocent people?
*cause
I have no issue with people dying. It’s not my problem.
WYR die in space or die at the bottom of an ocean trench?
Space
Would you rather live out the rest of your life in an amusement park, or a zoo?
What’s the difference? 
WYR fight a fully grown male tiger with your bare hands or a poodle with a mace (to clarify, you have the mace, not the poodle )?
So pretty much either get mauled by a tiger or kill a poodle? Seems pretty obvious to me.
WYR put ketchup on all the foods you eat for the rest of your life or mayonnaise?
I’m fine with either lol. I’d probably get ketchup because it will kill me more slowly.
WYR superglue your arse shut or superglue your eyes shut?
Nobody want to answer this one?
I just can’t decide. But I think, I would go with the eyes.
WYR live without hot water or a washing machine?
Without a washing machine.
WYR kiss your partner in your mom/dad’s body or your mom/dad in your partner’s body?
Partner’s body
WYR squeal like a pig every time someone clears their throat (no matter the situation) or have the person next to you catch fire when someone uses a one-letter word (like A or I)?
Lmao
Answerrrrr
Don’t torture others
I already spent lock down with both of you anyway. So no question there.
Would you rather follow orders, stay in for the time of the lock down or go out, meet people, cause it’s a all big hoax anyway?
I’d prefer to follow orders and stay inside because, by the crazy off-chance any of this is real and people are actually dying of a worldwide virus (what a crazy concept that would be ), I want to protect myself and the people around me. There’s still quite a bit of productive activities you can do while inside and, in the long run, this will end up being a tiny blimp in our lives.
But that’s just me 
WTR eat a bed frame or lick @IronSoldier16’s toes
I’d do what I want which is a bit of both. I’ve never cared for others before, so why start now?
Bed please.
WYR have corona or ebola?
Stay in home, of course. We, the introvert Soldiers, will take the world :v
This?
Next one.
Bump
Another bump.