Once Upon A Time [3]: Reloaded

(OT) @amitrish sorry @Gatsie got too impatient & stole my punishment. Nvm my party post I already properly planned is ten times better (u will see it in post #200 coming soon)

(OT: Wait a sec… Continuation of the story. @Gatsie u know the party post is more about the party not the story)

Ms Rumor Slayer looked at FEWA & Chester and was like: “This hypnotization must stop. They’re straying from their mission.”

Here, she feeds the evil cat with this:

The cat is distracted by the cat food thrown at him. Friskies Party Mix happened to be the evil cat’s favorite treat. And so the cat dropped what it was doing, it stopped sprouting rainbows from it’s ass and even dropped the voodoo doll. Greedily, it started munching away on the food as if life itself depended on it.

Chester and Fewa were snapped back into reality again. They stopped dancing and saw the cat eating the food. Then they saw Miss Rumor Slayer. She winked at them and then disapeared like a ghost in the shadows.

“This is our chance! We must sneak up to the cat and grab the doll!”

[OT: Y U no like my party? I thought it was brilliantly mixed into the story!]

Just then, the cat’s tail went & strangled Chester’s leg, causing him to fall down.

(OT: No pics as those pics I could find are of cruelty to cats :crying_cat_face: )

“Ouch, are you alright?” FEWA asked, concerned.

“No, it hurts like hell!” Chester yelped.

Because of the Friskies Party Mix, the evil cat became even bigger and scarier. It turns around and growls at Chester and Fewa. It’s claws and fangs glistened in the light as it raised it’s paw, ready to scratch Chester across the face.

Fewa had to act quickly, because the evil cat wasn’t going to leave it at this. In panic, she closed her eyes and pulled her hair to try and think of something fast. That’s when the shard of a strange memory flashed her mind; Mr Scarecrow and his army of Dark Sun Dwellers and their promise to help in time of need.

Just then, a Dark Sun Dweller appeared.

The dark sun dwellers shouted to FEWA: I got an invitation for you and your dude!
You are kidding, my dude can´t walk anymore and we have to catch the monster cat! It´s for the rescue of Mike Shinoda.

Meanwhile Mike was fetting even more conused,

but he remember aunt funny, telling him in his younger days: If you got under voodoo magic once in your life,

you can get out of the agic if you manage to put your left feet over your hand and at the same moment scratch with your left arm at your right feet, “say Circulum voodoonicum est mertale”, then you are free!!!

So he tried…
(OT: me is a littal bit dissapointed about the party @samuel_the_leader what was the prob???)

The Dark Sun Dwellers warned Fewa: “We need to invite u to talk. Chester has always been after Mike’s voodoo doll; why’d u think that he’d follow Mike all the way here?”

Fewa protested: “Wtf are u talkin’ about??? Don’t ya see Chester is injured. What could u expect him to possibly do?” She walked towards them and wanted to give them a punch:

Meanwhile, while everyone (even the cat) was distracted by the commotion stirred up by Fewa, Chester crawled & reached out for the voodoo doll. He then crawled into the bushes. Once he was out of sight, he began his runaway - yup the pain from his ankle was now transferred to Mike. Poor Mike.

Mike speak the worda, Aunt Funny said to him, to get free from the voodoo magic shit, and he gets freed, As he was the owner of it´s thoughts at least, he smells the lavander in the air, he knew, he had to get there

Or so he thought. When Chester accidentally bent ankle again when running, Mike felt the pain again.

“Ok, maybe not.” Mike muttered to himself. “Wtf is going on???”

(Looks like the evil cat did do something to the doll :fearful:)

The Cat didnt have time to fight FEWA and the Dark Sun Dwellers. The Cat meowed and the magic was done. Both Chester & Mike couldn’t believe what happened to them. They had meta-morphed.
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Mr Scarecrow knew that no other army could fight this. It was time for none other than his army named…

[OT: @samuel_the_leader (in a batman-like voice) you escaped this once. you will not again.
@gatsie, that party post kept me busy for some time :wink: And then i ended up creating this
@The_early_walker nice pic of Mike :thumbsup: ]

(OT: @amitrish 200th post I won’t escape. Who meta-morphed? Mike & Chaz or Fewa & Dark Sun Dweller?)

[OT: Oh! My post was unclear. Chester & Mike meta-morphed. I thought the guitars were enough to confirm that.]

The effect of the meta-morphing magic did not only effect just Mike and Chester. Back in the USA, Rob, Brad, Joe and Phoenix were hanging out at Joe’s house, watching old horror movies together when the door bell rang. The guys looked at each other and Joe got up. He placed his hand on the doorknob to open it. That’s when a loud screeching echoing sound of meows blasted the door open and Joe fell backwards to the floor. When he got up, he saw that he and his friends had turned into kittens.

In the door opening stood Aunty Funny, still disguised as a young woman. She was wearing a magical Cat hat on her head.

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So what would going on in fact? It was a big suprise, but like a hand, thats grabbing sth,

the three pussies from the house of Rob feel like moving up into the sky,
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and really, they left the bottom. At the next moment they are confronted with the guitar-playing chaz-cat and Mikel-kitty.

We are united, god, thank you at least, and then there they were, the
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PUSSYCAT DOLLS

(OT: @The_early_walker wtf is going on??? I don’t understand wtf is happening. I thought Mike & Chaz are in Japan. What magic did whose hand do?
@Gatsie & @amitrish do you even understand???
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Sorry so many OTs: Don’t Cha understand? I’m really mindfucked…)

Ok so the Pussycat Dolls start dancing to this song:

Ok alright, time for the real story:

“Oops,” Aunt Funny exclaimed, “I used the wrong magic! The cat’s magic is too strong for me!”

Aunt Funny became angry: “Why did Mike try to disable the voodoo doll??? The power of the doll is to overwrite all other evil magics!!!”

“Funny, there you are.” a voice sounded behind aunt Funny.

She turned around and stood eye to eye with the old medicine man, the grandfather of the little girl who tried to help Mike but failed when Mike decided to run off.

“Hiro? I-it i-is… It is You!” Funny stuttered.

“Yes. Come quickly, there isn’t much time!” Hiro the old medicine man said.

Meanwhile in Japan; The Evil Cat laughed an evil laugh when it saw the confused six Linkin kittens standing in front of him in the lavender field. He snapped in his paws and suddenly was dressed with a wizard hat and cape.

[OT: I guess they are all in Japan now :P]

Matagot!!! I know what it is!!!” Fewa exclaimed in both shock and horror, having realized what the magician cat was. She then turned round to receive advice from the dark sun dweller.
(Matagot is an evil spirit disguised as a black cat)

But then she suddenly remembered that Mr Scarecrow has raised an army of the cats to fight this battle. She felt helpless as she couldn’t talk cat, but the cats understood her feelings, and mind-synced all the cats across the globe to create an audio weapon that would tear the Wizard Cat apart.

That wasn’t all the Sun Dweller remembered. There was a reason why the band had to turn into cats. It was destined to happen. It was what Mr Scarecrow knew Matagot the Evil Cat Wizard would end up doing.

A thousand year old legend told of an evil giant wizard cat coming to destroy everything. But, a band of samurai cats and the sound of a thousand cats worldwide would prevent this from happening. And so when Matagot the Evil Cat turned them into kittens, this actually sped up the process to the Evil Cat’s own destruction.

But there was one problem. The band had turned into kittens and not cats. They were cute and harmless little fussballs and no samurai. And so, Linkin Park would have to train the way of the samurai cat.

Just then a strange cloud appeared and froze everyone and everything. It froze all, but the cute little Linkin Kittens. Ms. Rumor Slayer appeared. She smiled at the Linkin kittens and threw a pizza with anchovies at them.

The Linkin Kittens couldn’t resist the pizza and as soon as they all took a bite from it, they grew bigger and stronger. The cloud faded. They were no longer cute little kittens. They were now the Samurai Linkin Cats, ready to lead the audio weapon of a thousand cats worldwide and ready to fight Matagot.