It was more like a thousand thousand cats. (a million cats)
Let the battle begin:
(Using the waves of sound the true master paralyzes his opponent, leaving him
vulnerable to attack.
A reliable audio weapons system - Actual
movement of musical sound in space used to carefully attack and neutralize the
cellular structure of the wizard cat.)
So Aunt Funny transformed from her young self to her older but more powerful self, am I right?
So to make it clear, the Samurai Linkin kittens are powerfull fighters right now, they can fight every Matagot, and caused of their power and theitr cruelty, every other kitte n became their audio slave, so they had a brigade of 90.567.987.385 kitten all over the world, they are able to catch Matagot and destroy the evil cat.
The aunt man was sended from hell to save Matagot, he has to delete Aunt Funny, (he´s sure not the alter ego of her) his mission was to avoid any more action from voodoo Aunt Funny, he has the right to kill her at least
Lets see, we have a lot of killers on the scene, the young sun dweller maid thinks in her maiden mind, there was sth appearing in her stomach…she feels fear!
There is sth in the young sun dweller maid stomach, sth about to burst out!!!
http://screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/Aliens-Movie-Chestburster.jpg
Huch??? @samuel_the_leader What a surprise! May theres sth in the stomache???
Aunt man decide to go by the smell, his nose was his finest sense organ, like kitten have it also. The linkin kittens rebellion were having a meeting, they started with lunch
then chester takes a word:
even if Aunt Funny is family from Mike, we have to avoid more problems, we have to
Meanwhile, Lady Sun Dweller’s stomach was still in labor and about to explode. A horrible pain went through her body as her stomach erupted and the most hideous creatures crawled out of her. First 2, than another 2 and then more and more kept crawling out of her torn open stomach until the very life of her had left her mutilated body. The lady Sun Dweller died and her lifeless body was surrounded by critters, eating away on her flesh.
Buäch, Mike felt kinda foul, wtf is that now he thought
he understood, that sth had taken part of him, he no longer was the chief of his inner circle, but someone else had taken controll of it.
Exacctly how the breakingt point (pound) sounds, Chester, he yelled, are we kittens really?
http://images.fotocommunity.de/bilder/haustiere/katzen/katzenpaar-e4e8d1c1-811f-4fb3-8784-17325f360f67.jpg
Yikes those critters!!!
But we need Aunt Funny to turn the Linkin kittens back into humans after the battle with Matagot is over…
They have only heard the legend of Matagot. None knows how (s)he looks like. The only possible sighting of Matagot has been depicted by artist Ven Gag in 1872:
While Mike and the other Linkin Samurai cats were discussing who should be the boss, the critters had finally finished devouring the Lady Sun Dweller,. Then they turned to Matagot the evil cat wizard and they bowed for him, for he was their master.
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“Go and eat every cat that is part of the audio weapon army!” the evil cat wizard ordered them.
And so the critters rolled up into one giant ball and did what they were ordered to do; they ate everything on their path while hunting for the audio weapon kittens.
OMG Run! Run!! Run!!!
Matagot get a demon sign, he gets the message, where the linkin samurai undeletable linkin kittens were. He sent a message into the common mind of the critters:
You find them at venice beach, go there…
So the critters sneak up & roll onto a truck heading for Venice beach. When the driver reaches there, they are gonna eat up the driver. 
(OT: @The_early_walker isn’t the Linkin kittens still in Japan. How’d they end up in Venice beach??? 
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After an semi epic battle between the driver and the critter, the driver escapes the critters. The critter has reached the beach, but the govt already warned everyone to stay away. Without food, the critter starts weakening.
[OT: About this story, here is my honest opinion:
]
Bwahahahahaha… Actually the Linkin kittens weren’t even in Venice beach to begin with.
The Matagot & critters were fooled!!!
http://iquotewho.com/graphics/random/its-ok-to-kiss-a-fool.gif
Aunt Funny had transformed back into her younger version and was sitting with the old medicine man in the old medicine man’s house in Japan. She was sad. Sad because of how things have gotten out of hand with the voodoo doll. And now her grandchild and his friends had turned into cats! Aunty Funny was becoming desperate.
“Hiro, I don’t know how to fix this.” she said with sadness.
Old Hiro the medicine man was searching through all his books, desperately looking for a solution. That’s when he found a scroll with a red ribbon tied around it. He didn’t remember ever seeing the scroll before, the paper of the scroll looked quite new. Curious, he untied the ribbon, opened the scroll and slowly read what was written on it.
“Funny! This could be it!” he shouted with enthusiasm.
“What?!” Funny asked.
She rushed over to Hiro the old medicine man and read began to read the scroll in his hands. But to her, the writing seemed gibberish. It made no sense to her. She frowned and looked at the old medicine man.
“It is an ancient spell. When performed correctly, it can bring things back to the way they were before you ever even gave the voodoo doll to Mike. Funny, I believe this could fix it. Trust me, we must try this and then we go find your grandson and his friends.” Hiro the old medicine man said.
For the spell to work, Aunt Funny and Hiro would have to go outside into the forest. There, they would need to drink a potion and do a special dance and sing the words of the spell and end it with a hug. Aunt Funny felt hopeful and so did the old Hiro. Things couldn’t possibly become worse, so they figured. And so they began dancing and singing "Let mercy come and wash away what I’ve done". Aunt Funny and the old man hugged, both closing their eyes and hoping for the best.
But then suddenly, they fused into one body and now there was…An old man in a skirt standing in the forest.
[OT: Cheers, I think the wine is getting to me. Sorry you guys]
(OT: stayflexible, guys, as gaties shown, it works! Good wine @gatsie good ol wine …hicks 
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So the critters common mind at venice beach were realizing, that they´re fucked up, no linkin samurai kitten nowhere in venice beach,
cause it was very hot these days,
the critters seems to have one destiny, the are gonna get wither,
they feel, the´re dying, one for one for one, like an army, fallen, one by one by one, they are dead…
http://www.lovegreat.us/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/love-critters-quotes-on-death-and-dying-64.jpg
Victotry, one enemy of the linkin kittens is dead, so all the kitten can feel, that it has happen
So wtf happened to Mike’s voodoo? Well someone somewhere has sent it to his wife Anna, and now Anna’s reaction is like:
Old skirtman was completely disorientated and wandered on the road to the nearest city He was arguing with himself. Or actually, Aunt Funny and Old Hiro were arguing with one another. Because the two persons of Aunt Funny and Old Hiro the medicine man were sharing one body now, the body of old skirtman.
“You idiot, now we share one ugly body together!” Aunt Funny yelled.
“I don’t understand, I really thought the spell would turn things around.” Old Hiro yelped.
“It changed something around already! I want my own body back!” Aunt Funny shouted.
“Calm down, we will fix this somehow. We must get the voodoo doll, then things will be ok. I think when we dance with the doll and do the song again, everything will be back to normal.” Old Hiro said.
That’s when a little girl came running towards the Old Skirtman. It was his granddaughter, the little girl who had brought Mike to him. The little girl ran straight at the old man and stopped right in front of him. The girl looked the old man up and down and then smiled.
“Grandpa Hiro, I found the doll and sent it back to Mike’s wife as you told me to.” the little girl said.
“You did what?! Oh no, I asked you to bring the doll home. And to do your homework after, which is reading the book written by Mike’s wife.” Old skirtman said.
“Oops! I’m sorry grandpa, but the doll is already with Mike’s wife.” the little girl said.
“Then I must fast travel to America and get the doll back myself!” old skirtman said.
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Old skirtman and the little girl ran back home. There, old skirtman packed some potions for fast traveling and some other potions to protect himself during the journey. He kissed his little grandchild goodbye, poured a few drops of the fast travel potion on the floor in front of him. That’s when he suddely found himself in a bookstore where Anna Shinoda was having a book signing.
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Quietly, the old skirtman stepped into the line of fans who wanted their books signed.
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