“Yup, your ass is hurt alright.” Chester commented after looking at Mike’s ass.
“Where is the fucking cat???” Chester shouted into the fields.
“Holy shit Mike what’s happening to you???”
(Holy shit @The_early_walker u commented already? My post should go before yours [I had internet problems])
Back in the USA, Joe was having a fun day playing in the mud with his friends Phoenix, Brad and Rob.
“This is mad fun Joe! Give me a high five!” Brad said and gave Joe a high five with his muddy hand.
“This is great fun!” Phoenix chirped excited.
“Rob, why don’t you stick your hand in the mud too?” Joe asked
But Rob was distracted. He could not stop smiling. Because he saw this beautiful young Japanese woman walking straight towards them. She knelt down where the guys were sitting and she smiled at Rob and winked at him.
“Hello boys??? Are you friends with Mike Shinoda, yes?” she asked.
http://www2.fansshare.com/photo/marikoshinoda/mariko-bshinoda-bweird-bcute-bdress-1944483284.jpg
Rob sighed and hung his head low. Another Mike Shinoda fangirl, he thought.
But what he and the others didn’t know was that this beautiful young girl was none other than; Mike’s old Aunty Funny in disguise!
[OT: @amitrish: about which postcount we go by: it’s indeed weird that the reply count on the forum is a different number than the one in the URL. I do think we should just go by the one we see on the forum thread 
The big 100th post is coming closer anyways ]
(OT: @Gatsie I thought this woman looks nore similar to Aunt Funny (side by side comparison):
Meanwhile back in Japan the girl who got her brother eaten by the cat was being spanked by her mother. (Some Japanese parents have strange customs)
Edit: (@Gatsie @amitrish @The_early_walker Sorry guys I took so long. This pic should be appropiate replacement - finally found something appropiate after changing Google Safesearch Settings to Strict - strict enough for y’all? 
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[OT: Dude? Whats with the kiddy porn? Seriously, not funny at all!
And the lady in the picture I used is named Mariko Shinoda and sheis a Japanese singer/model. The pictures of old aunty funny are cartoons ? And, didn’t early_walker write down earlier that she had taken a potion to become younger… So yes, that’s why she looks different.]
“Sorry but Mike’s not in town. He went off some place far away & Chester followed him there.” Rob replied, unsure off the details.
“Ok never mind bye.” Ms Shinoda replied & went away.
That Aunt Funny is one diabolical witch!
Soon enough there’s a rumor around town that Mike just got a new girlfriend & that his wife is going the way of Samantha (Chester’s ex-wife) This is surely going to get Mike to return home pretty soon!
(OT: Poor Chester. Autocorrect nearly autocorrected his name as ‘Cheater’ lol)
What does Anna have to say about this???
OT:
Seriously @samuel_the_leader? You are posting a naked picture of an under aged child here! Just because you can find it on the internet, doesn’t make it proper to use such pictures. Even if there isn’t any sexual act in it, it is wrong to putr a naked child like this on display.
I have a niece of that age and I don’t want anyone to see her like this online. I’m sorry but this is just wrong.
[OT: @samuel_the_leader Please edit your post and remove the pic. I am even against the use of offensive language in here too (which is quite frequent in here), but I tolerate that. This pic is taking things too far.]
But before Anna could answer, Ms Rumour Slayer laid all the gossips to rest. She doesnt like bringing personal gossip out in the open.
(OT nobody´s perfect, hope that we have such a level with each other, that we can tell each other our confines, tolerate them., well I think so! but there are borders, which are clear: not to post such a pic is one of them, clearly one step too close to the edge, not take such a pic as petty! Beware of opening the borders, No violence here! Hope @samuel_the_leader , that you see…!!! Let´s take it as mistake, shit happens, go on to the 100th post, I think we should party twice, together at the tiny chat,)
Sorry, where are we in the story? Oh, poor Mike, still his butt hanging in the sky, he knew: if he didn´t manage to get the power to cut off this voodoo magic, he would never be whole again…
Meanwhile, the weird part was the fact that the cat was growing powerful & scary every time it pinched Mike. No wonder, it had a big evil smile on his face.
http://masswallpapers.mobi/wp-content/uploads/alice-in-wonderland-tumblr-cat-wallpapers-12.jpg
[OT: I’m angry. I think because of this post, @samuel_the_leader should be throwing the first 100th party 
Also, hanks for answering the CD questions.Terrible thing is that I couldnt identify LPU6. I have a copy of that. Also, I think I didnt make myself very clear while asking you guys the question, What’s the CD on the right of the one below. I was expecting it to be a DBS CD, but wasn’t confident.]
The little girl carefully walked up to Mike and tugged him on his arm.
"Mister? You need help with that booboo? " she asked.
“It does hurt.” Mike said, trying to swallow away the pain.
“Maybe my grandpa can help you. He is a medicine man.” the little girl said.
“But I need that doll the cat took from me!” Mike yelped.
“You go with the girl, I’ll go find the cat and your doll in the woods.” Chester said.
The little girl nodded in agreement.
“No wait…!” Mike tried.
But before he could say anything further, the little girl pulled him along with quite some strength in her little arms and Chester ran into the woods.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ef/Japanese_garden_in_Giggle_Alley_Woods,Eskdale_Green-geograph.org.uk-_682989.jpg
Chester ran and ran, he didn´t notice the wind and the rain, which are pooring, he didn´t even notice the one moment, he would thought over and over again, a strange person got in his way: FEWA was back
Chester she said, you rember me?
Chazzy-Chaz-Chestermann was thunderstrucked
FEWA??? Yes Chester, we have a mission, that´s why I´m here…Chesters heard was bumping like a drum: We? together? Yes my dear… FEWA run against the wood, cheste3r follows, there it smells like lavander…
OT: Sorry guys I only just replaced that awful pic (hard to find suitable replacement). (Yup the website for that awful previous pic seemed more & more pedo the more I read about it )
@Gatsie I also have a niece, but born 1997 (Gosh how time flies - she’s turning 18 - whereas yours is only a small kid )
@amitrish actually I’ve already made some plans for the party. Sort of anyway " 
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@amitrish (not @The_early_walker sorry wrong person) Are u sure rumors can be dispeled so easily??? U just want it dispeled I see. (Aunt Funny turning younger makes ppl think she’s Mike’s new girlfriend - Why would she keep asking for Mike, huh?)
@The_early_walker this is not the first time I was censoring my posts. The first time you didn’t even know what it was… 
totally off topic…@samuel_the_leader Sure 
but I´ve to say, that I love this f… pe…! But only them over 18 
see, I like how our relationship develops, let´s go on with the story 
As Chester followed her through the jungle, he started smelling the scent of lavender. Soon, he found himself humming the tune of Stairway to Heaven, and finally witnessed the epic view of the Lavender Garden.
[OT: it’s not easy to stop gossip easily, but them Ms Rumour Slayer is no ordinary mortal. She has been blessed with the power of the righteous, and a virtuous Katana]
he didn´t knew if call it mystic, romantic , magic or pure horror, but he feels the gravity of tempered grace, falling into emty space, she seems to be there to catch you if you fall, there she is, at least on a stairway to heaven
http://dvuifktgrlu5d.cloudfront.net/images/content_module_image_upload/146621/english-lavender-field-and-lone-tree-provence-france.jpg
Did I arrive at least? he thought, am I in heaven?
CRRRR…itchy seems to come
Suddenly Chester remembered his mission, it was to find Mike’s voodoo doll. But how is he going to find the burial site of the doll among the thousands of acres of lavender fields???
FEWA reminded Chester: “God is an all-seeing higher being: if he can see everything down below from up there, so should you.”
(OT: Which post does the party start???)
Soon Chester’s eyes were able to separate the beauty from the beast. The Cat was clearly visible to him now.
[OT: about the party, to answer who throws the party, and when, please see below]
http://www.lakelandconnection.com/fileSendAction/fcType/0/fcOid/421121722852623001/filePointer/421121722852637572/fodoid/421121722852637566/imageType/LARGE/inlineImage/true/The%20Person%20Below%20Me.png
Meanwhile, Mike and the little girl had arrived at the house of the little girl’s grandfather; the medicine man. The little girl knocked on the door.
“Grandpa will fix you, don’t worry!” the little girl said and smiled at Mike.
That moment, an old man opened the door. He smiled when he saw his grandchild standing there and was a bit surprise to see Mike.
“My child, it is good to see you.” he said and hugged her, “And who are you, young man?” he asked Mike.
“We cannot speak here, grandpa. It is not safe.” the little girl whispered.
Without given a chance to answer, the little girl pulled Mike into the old man’s house and the old man closed the door behind them. Inside, Mike and the girl told the old man that Mike was cursed with the voodoo doll and that this doll was in the claws of a strange cat, the old man became worried.
“Who put this spell on you?” the old man asked.
“My very own aunt, Aunty Funny.” Mike said.
This made the old man even more worried, for he had known this woman from long ago. He immediatly dove into his book of spells and potions in the hopes to find an antidote.
Meanwhile, Chester and Fewa were still standing in the lavender field with the cat.
“Give me the doll!” Chester demanded, trying not to sound too shaky.
Suddenly, a rainbow bursted out of the cat’s ass and sparkles filled up the sky and the animal sang it’s enchanting song.
And Chester and the Fewa could not help but burst out into dance:
[OT: Here’s your 100th post party http://j.mp/1HV3FpH ]
