Type this:
I think I’m drunk
I think I’m dink (sweet I got the apostrophe 
)
Type: Mesopotamia
mespygnam
Type:
a mouth full of firecrackers
a mouth full of firecrackers (like a boss)
On the note of fire crackers. Have you seen that video of some idiot who put the explosive end of a firework in his mouth and set it off? Needless to say, the result wasn’t pretty.
Type: Big idiot shoves explosive end firework in his mouth and sets it off.
A mouth full of diewxeaxkwrs
Type: January February March April
January February Narch Arpil (hahaha so close)
Type: May June July August
May June Hilu Sugdy
Well… I think I’ll drink my bottle of wine now and have a nap. [you can type that if you like]
Well,I think Ilkk frinn my virtrkw if wube bi abd have a naol (my hands gave up on me, and no wonder, it’s 00:30, guess I’ll be calling it a day).
Type: I’ve no clue what I’m high on
Ivenoclue what im zaegjk
type: Sounds like a plan, good night!
lolSoubds like a plan, good night!
Type: The internet is playing games on me this morning.
The /ubterbet us okayung ganes ib ne tibught
Type: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
ABCDEFHJIKL;,MOPWTSTIGWXOZ (lol I accidentally wrote stig)
Type: Limited slip differential
limites slip differentisl
(I’m improving!)
Type: Atrocious Treachery
Sytpvopid teecharu (what is happening to me? I started well and no I’m deteriorating)
Type: I’m slowly deteriorating.
I;n sloely deyeriorating,
(What happens when I type apostrophe)
Type: Punctuation “Nuances”.
{unvyiaation EBucansesR
I want another go 
Punctoyatuib £Nucances% (not brilliant but better)
Type: Not brilliant but better
nir vtilloant bkv bettrt
lol hi @the_termin8r1
type
Linkin Park Sound is giving pure energy
Linkin Parj siubg id guvibg oure ebergt
sigh Seems all the wrong letters were on the keys next to what I pressed.
Type: Typing
Typing
(Yes, finally)
Type: Better luck next time.