Better lick net=xt time
I knew I screwed up the ‘next’ I forgot to hit the ‘x’ then tried to hit backspace
Type: Blind typo
Blinf typo
Type: Danger! Blind person driving!
Danger Q Bling person frivingQ
Bling person driving yo! 
Type: Throw up dem gang signs
Thdoe up dem gabg sjhnd
Type: Show me how badass of a rapper you are.
show me how badass y r rapper typi are
type:
it’s not me, my keyboard has a mind of its own.
It’s bit me by keyboard has s nubs if it’s ieb
Type: I make new words when I type with my eyes closed :3
I makw new words when i rýoe witj mueues xlised…
Beautiful! I should do this from the tablet from now on 
Type: Standing in line to see the show tonight but there’s a light on…
stnaidning in line to see the show tonight and have a lohtj on
wow… this is marvelous, isn’t it? [type that]
wow…tgus us naevikiys usb;t ut?
wow… tgus us marvelous isb’t it? (Yes, got marvelous and more importantly the apostrophe , but I messed up the rest)
Type: I’m gonna mess this up.
I"m honns mrdd yjod ip[
Well now, that went great. Here, have a cookie. 
[type that]
Well now that went feat. Have a xookie
Type: what is a xookie?
gawt as a coolie
type: Good morning lpu
Good morning LPU.
Type: Bacon and eggs for breakfast.
yummi:
Bavpn ans ehhhs fpr nrwskdasz lol
type: I give it all away
I fivw ir all awat
Type: A gargantuan amount of misspellings.
a ggargantuab amiubt if nussoekkubgs
Type: I will make a colossal cock up of this.
I will maje a collosiak cock up of thiz
Type: I will screw this up very badly.
I will sctre hyhid uo very bafly (you don’t say )
Type: You don’t say
You dont say
(Perfecto :P)
Type: I’m winning, you’re losing.
O;m winnubg yi==, yiu;tre kistubg
I’n wubbgubg , yiu;re kisubg
I;m wubbubg , yiulte kisubg
I’m winning. you;re loaing
What is wrong with me?!
Type: What is wrong with me?