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Oh, some German English jokes 
Job interview:
“How good is your English?”
“Good!”
“Translate onion rings.”
“Zwiebel ruft an.” (Onion is calling)
“Thank you, you will hear from us.”
Little late but I have to tag you for this @HakManLP
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Go! Safe your dog!
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I used to have one of these as a kid, before I had any real console and before I knew better. I quite liked it at the time.
In his outro, he sounds more like Mickey Mouse than he does Pinocchio.
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Neither she, nor I for that matter were all that impressed 
You ran with the geico commercials tho that’s just as funny
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Revenge of the Persians 
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Couldn’t find some equal in english
In walking distance
Middle age: Europe
Renaissance: Germany
Till 1950: Individual federal states
Till 1970: Town
Till 1980: School
Till 1990: Supermarket
Till 2000: Car
Today: Fridge
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