That looks like the 2020 version of the Wizard of Oz’s Cowardly Lion.
I have done ALL of these (especially the first one!)
For the first one, I always just finish with ‘regards’ lol. People have told me that my style of email verges on being rude, just because I dispense with all the pleasantries and waffle and get to the point.
For the second one, I usually run a calculation and a judgement to see how likely they are to say thanks, if they won’t, I just leave it. Or I cut my losses if I get it wrong.
For the third one, I let them know I’m trying to get by, if they don’t move, I just shove them out of the way.
Watch out pensioners!
I’m well familiar with 11foot8.
Finally a couch
Making the world a better place!
Missed the opportunity to call himself Bathman. A pun was wasted.
Everytime…
I’ll have to find the commercial, but before I forget, there was a little Allstate commercial or something and mention Pinocchio was a motivational speaker lol
Screen shifts to Pinocchio speaking to a crowd “and the biggest thing to remember is to trust in your potentialllll! Yyyyyyouve got potential! YOUUUU’VE got potential!
YYYYYOUUUUVE GOT POTENTIALLLL!!!
Poor dude
They gotta get one up of him speaking to his wife
That must be her kink.