A little laughter never hurts

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That looks like the 2020 version of the Wizard of Oz’s Cowardly Lion.

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I have done ALL of these (especially the first one!) :laughing:

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For the first one, I always just finish with ‘regards’ lol. People have told me that my style of email verges on being rude, just because I dispense with all the pleasantries and waffle and get to the point. :joy:

For the second one, I usually run a calculation and a judgement to see how likely they are to say thanks, if they won’t, I just leave it. Or I cut my losses if I get it wrong.

For the third one, I let them know I’m trying to get by, if they don’t move, I just shove them out of the way.

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Watch out pensioners! :laughing:

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I recommend visiting this website - http://11foot8.com.

Here’s a preview.

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I’m well familiar with 11foot8. :joy:

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Finally a couch :joy:

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Making the world a better place!

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Missed the opportunity to call himself Bathman. A pun was wasted.

Everytime…
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I’ll have to find the commercial, but before I forget, there was a little Allstate commercial or something and mention Pinocchio was a motivational speaker lol
Screen shifts to Pinocchio speaking to a crowd “and the biggest thing to remember is to trust in your potentialllll! Yyyyyyouve got potential! :lying_face: YOUUUU’VE got potential! :lying_face::lying_face: YYYYYOUUUUVE GOT POTENTIALLLL!!! :lying_face::lying_face::lying_face:

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:rofl: Poor dude
They gotta get one up of him speaking to his wife :rofl:

That must be her kink.

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