i mentioned a candy in the tavern thread
when i went looking for a pic i saw these and figured id post while eating one 
lol
left side: love you
right side: as a friend
idk wholl get it but 
nothing is more fragile than a mazapan-except neymar, he gets grazed and falls apart lol
Becoming a shepherd?
Yeet yeet chief 
it’s the language of the gods
Very true! You called the right person
A friend of mine is an avid user of that word. He even had an ‘anti-yeet’ protocol for his dissertation which was an autonomous drone that was supposed to catch a falling payload in mid-air.
Lol. I can’t say I use yeet that much in real life. But “Chief” and “oof” are definitely strongly used words in my real life vocabulary. I’ve collected a lot of slang over the years.
charts never lie!
hell yeah! you know its one of them musical cards too! 
worked out new lyrics too
LA CUCARACHAAAA LA CUCARACHHAAAA YA NO PUEDE CAMINAR! Porque le faltaaa porque le faltaaa- 
descansar en pazzzzz
the cockroach the cockroach cannot walk no more, because it needs to because it needs to- rest in peace
i took my pet for a walk on a leash today 
yall should have seen it! it was so happy jumping nonstop at first 
but not 5 minutes passed before the bloody bastard completely stopped 
on that same subject… rest in peace Mr Bubbles
What? What? 
What have you done to the little twister? 
Be careful, Yoda has her own fan base already. 