that isnt yoda
its my pet fish Mr. Bubbles 
Iol
I woul say was.
And I wouldn’t keep him that much longer.
You walk a fish?
congratulations! 

When it comes to car horns, I’m partial to the retrofitted train horn. 

Lmao 
This isn’t an engineer thing, this is just something I would do. I mean, I once superglued my hand to my computer mouse. Good thing I was wearing a glove. 

Omg now that’s funny
That looks like a sex doll to me. 
Damn, she outed the same model you have in your closet bro? 
Maybe. 
Lmao 
Here I thought the only life size doll you’d have was like a storm trooper 
I’m telling you, the more I know you, the more idk bout you bro 

The benefits of being a ghost. LMAO

This is so ture
My version:
Autumn: Hell yes, it’s not summer.
Winter: This is about as good as it gets…unlike summer
Spring: Still not summer, so I’m good.
Summer: FUCK! Summer, fucking kill me!

My version
summer:hell yeah
Autumn :oh well it’s still warm enough
Winter :I don’t want my life
Spring :here we are