For that you need some scripts
And so you can learn how to write these in a programming school. Then you need some magical protection against people who are cursing you after accidentally clicking your clickbait
For that you need to find a mage. This can be found in a local math university( I think that all people that manage to get good marks over there are dark mages)
Or you can always use friendship magic and Selesta will keep you away from curses(cause dark mages usually try and steal your soul)
If you choose the friendship magic, you need to travel to Equestria. To be able to travel to Equestria, you need to befriend Brony Bob and drink Horse Medicine.
Or you can easily travel there if you befriend Caranthir. For that you need to join the Wild Hunt
What are you going on about, do you mean equestrian? In which case the above would make even less sense. Are you suffering from CCS by any chance?
Not the second, but the first, LOL
You need to go to the Tavern Thread for food tips.
And then post a picture of your food. (Whether good or bad)
For that, you need to have a camera to snap pictures, or a phone with a camera. Or you could pick random pictures off a random website. But then you need to google for it.
To google something you need a computer.
To have a computer and googled something, you need internet
She’s a loner huh?
to use internet, you need electricity
To have electricity you need a generator.
To use generator you need some gasoline
To get gasoline, you need to go to an oil refinery.