No.
Have you realized the grammatical mistakes in the email? 
No
Did you get my content?
Just rechecked my email, I didn’t receive more emails from you.
Is it swelteringly hot right now?
yes
are you melting?
Yes, I’m sweating like crazy.
Have you been to the swimming pool in the last 30 days?
no
you like to get into a swimmingpool -now??? 
Yes, I haven’t been into one at all this year.
Are you charging your phone? (I am)
no no need
ya wanna give a prediction for france:ger soccer ?
No need. (Lose, am I right? Saw what you post the other thread)
Have you eaten?
nope, too hot
you?
Me neither.
Are you going out to eat?
no [if then delivery] too lazy-
you like to cheers with me?
Wipe that smile off your face!
Is it me, or am I detecting a high level of sarcasm from the other side?
no
You know? Even here you felt wrong [cought in the undertowe]
Yes, I felt wronged.
Do you even understand what is it to be wronged?
Yes
Sorry…
Do you like cookies? ( I’m just trying to revive this thread)
Yes
Do you smoke ?
No
Do you usually eat a late dinner?
No, but sometimes I do.
Have you eaten yet?