I’ve come close a couple times when I was a kid, but never.
Have you ever ridden in a hot air balloon?
No
Have you seen Finding Dory yet?
No, but I want to.
Are you having a good day?
No clue, I just woke up
Are you on your phone atm?
Yes, accessing here via phone.
Does your laptop battery run out very fast?
I always keep mine plugged in regardless. I haven’t used the battery longer than a half hour.
Can you go a week without technology of any kind?
Probably, as long as you give me something interesting to do, otherwise I might entertain myself with mass murder 
Do you like mint flavoured things?
No.
Have you done anything significant in the last 24 hours?
Not really, I slept in the living room but that’s as significant as it got.
Do you have some kind of daily ritual (e.g. listening Muse at least once a day like @The_early_walker says she does)?
she even does more often, lol so: Yes
Is ya back aching?
No
Did you get enough sleep last night?
yes
did you?
No
Are you happy atm?
No
You?
meh
Can we stop asking the ‘you?’ questions?
Would you like questions with more than one word?
Yes.
Have you read your email today?
Yes
Have you written Email today?
Yes, but not to you.
Have you realized to check email that was sent from last night?
Yes
You know a good Translation Programm?