And exactly where (which body part) did you imagine the scratching to take place? 
How I miss you
WYR oh no I don’t do this
By toilet I assume you mean bathroom. I’d take the bathroom because I can sleep in the tub
Both are messed up (and that’s the point of this thread )
I’d go for beard
WYR: Have someone belch or fart in your face
belch
wyr sleep in a box full of cockroaches or spiders?
Spiders
WYR punch into the others Face or kick it?
Kick it.
WYR twist someone’s ear or twist someone’s nose?
ear
wyr eat a used tissue or drink sm spit - shot ?
I still remember that time long ago when a bully spit into my water bottle. For what seemed like many days afterward the rancid spit taste was still in the water bottle eww don’t make me think about it 
(extreme vomitation)
WYR lick someone’s butt or lick someone’s feet?
butt
wyr give all your money away in a big fire or throw it away in the ocean???
Spend all the money to buy and set-up a nice fireworks display
Since you don’t like armpit hair, WYR wax your armpit hair, or use a tweezer to pluck each strand of armpit hair out one by one?
one by one by one
wyr kiss someone with all teeth ruined or sleep in a sweat wet bed?
Sleep in a sweat wet bed
Wyr only be able to whisper or only be able to shout?
Only whisper.
WYR get your hand surgically attached to your ankle or your armpit?
Ankle
WYR bathe in honey and sour milk or bathe in a tub of cola and bathbombs?
Honey is disgusting to me so, I’d take the cola one.
Would you rather live in a haunted house or a spooky graveyard?
Haunted house?
WYR sleep in a bed full of earwax of an unknown person or use a dirty towel
great yellow earwax
wyr eat spagetti from three days ago, you found after vacuuming under ya bed or drink a bottle three weeks old icetea ( with light green pelt on it) ?
Drink a bottle three weeks old icetea… Then I got diarrhea xD
WYR… Swims on land or walks on sea?
walk on land
wyr be able to kill with ya stare or be able to hit people with it?
Seems like you’re the one staring at me right now. 