Why can’t shops sell shorts all year? My shorts died in Germany this year and I’m now having to roast in jeans until I find a good pair. Worse still is that my jeans don’t really have usable pockets, so I have to carry a jacket around as well since that’s where all my pockets are. 
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Buy them online
Cargo pants bro!
You’ll never need another pocket 
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It’s a faff since none of the sizes correspond properly, so having to order them, wait for them to arrive, try them, realise they’re crap and then have to return them isn’t worth the trouble.
Yes, but it doesn’t solve the cooling issue. 
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Ah but they’re usually thinner material haha
Or you could go full fisherman’s pants and those are light as hell and you’ll have no problem hopping into water knowing you’ll dry off soon enough 
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Sportsdirect still has them, was there 2 days ago.
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SD only had the chav line of shorts. I’ve seen them. I only have 2 requirments for shorts, they need to have pockets and need to be below the knee.
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JD then maybe? Or even TKMaxx?
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JD unfortunately don’t do anything I’m looking for, I’ve never bought anything from there. TK is hit and miss, checked there too. I’ll just deal with it for now.
Pants are apparently made different thee as well cause jeans here have good pockets.
Maybe he wears lady pants? The ones that only have the stitching to make them appear like they’re pockets but they’re really not
Jk actually proud to know he won’t wear anything shorter than knee length-it annoys me how short some of them are nowadays
There’s flipping tall people! 
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yeah lol, I can fit water bottles in my pockets, so I know jeans are good. Personally I don’t wear shorts myself though, not a fan of them whatsoever.
I don’t wear them much either except athletic ones for sport
What are you doing fitting water bottles in your jeans??? You shouldn’t have that much extra room [spoiler] in your crotch bro[/spoiler] 
now I feel bad for you terminators gonna come back bragging that that’s why his pockets are useless
I’m cracking up on my own here
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the thought that you are even thinking of that makes me want to just walk away from this bro. As you told @IronSoldier16 before, get your mind out of the gutter! 
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the difference is that I’m insulting you and shaming you
I’m sorry it just reminded me of our first fight on last post-you me and rob lol
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You’re not shaming me bro like most guys, I don’t give a f**k about that kind of talk, and no it doesn’t mean I’m trying to compensate from saying this. I swear sometimes (a lot of the time) women are actually smarter than men, yeah I said it.
(I know you’re joking bro, but I have to give how I feel )
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Did you just say “sometimes” they’re smarter than men??? try always bro, back to my comment about guys wanting to be the strong ones-we can’t compete in the brains department
And yeah you know I’m just messing with you
I can’t not take the shot if it’s there
You missed this apparently
Not all guys are brain dead anyway, they just choose to think about stupid irrelevant s**t, and of course they look stupid as hell for doing so.
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Sometimes like in my case I know I’m saying the stupid comments but do so on purpose just for the fun of it
You know I sound different one on one
I have an idiot switch 
Lol, I didn’t mean you, you know the types of guys I mean, like what, at least 80 something or 90 something percent? Like I said, you are one of the guys who knows what he’s talking about and not foolish.