I feel like my mom just send me to sleep 
Ok nn then 
Have a nice day I guess(?) 
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you forgot to brush your teeth 
It was supposed to be a “reward” 
but t was more of an encouragement unless you were just trying to run away to not taste it earlier
Thanks 
Afternoon 
3:34pm
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Morning
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You should have put blue mustard on that.
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This bet you lose! 
We Germans are strange people, eat smurfs all the time. Just as mustard it’s strange to me.
But smurf ice cream you get everywhere.
Schlumpf = smurf
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Cannnnniballllls! Oh wait, vegetariaaaaans!
That smurfscream looks delicious 
delicious taste and you get to hear it screaming still perhaps 
No…but see…those are artificial flavors 
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Your sure?
Damn.
And I always prohibited my kids smurf ice cream.
Just would I have known this earlier! 
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Truth.
It was cause it looks the same way coming in and later coming out…
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eeeeeewwwww lmao it’s the smurf magic they preserve really well
But wouldn’t that be okay? I mean as babies that’s normal to be surprise colors and then as toddlers and kids they can go alone so you don’t have to know 
Aweeeesome topic for the tavern
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I don’t wanted artificial colours in that intensity in my kids.
But as always, you can’t forbade things for ever. And afterwards they had there only smurf ice cream and cola time.
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I’m waiting for my brother to came for the breakfast someday 
After this
I am not vegetarian anymore
But they are 100% organic, still healthy
I didn’thave that ice creams
I didn’t have that ice creams for so long, if i good remember they taste like bubblegum right? I remember that from my childhood lol my skin should be blue rn 
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Please, you have to tell us about it!
As far as I remember. It’s something only kids can eat and for me, that’s a looooooong time ago.
I almost forgot, we also eat this smurfs. Seems as we germans are nuts about eating this vegetables
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If you’re not vegetarian anymore then let me hide my unicorns before you try to eat them too 
Speaking of unicorns-that lil dudes eyes when making the ice cream is diiiiistuuuuurbing
This is going to make me rethink buying organic
And I imagined it would be bubble gum
@anna834 you’re still a child within! I tell myself this daily and I think the 2 year old brat shows a lot
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Sure.
But with bubble gum taste you can kill me now. 
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Nnnnooooooo! 
You have to have bubble gum, cotton candy, gummy bears and jelly bellies at least once a year for your own youthful heath 
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Keep your bubble gum, cotton candy, gummy bears! 
But I’ll take the jelly beans. Especially combined with peanut chocolate m&m. I also take marshmallows, ben&Jerry’s, and my absolute favorite
Sadly enough you can’t get this here. 
But on comicon Berlin, two years ago, there I could buy snowballs.
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I feel feed you cotton candy disguised as snowballs then
Jelly beans and peanut m&m? together? what flavor jelly beans though
Have you or anyone else tasted the bad flavor jelly beans?
I can imagine your purse full of snowballs leaving Comicon
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It’s the best!!!
All flavors combined.
But I never tasted every flavor beans! Earwax? Wet feet? No, thank you.
Yeah!
And I really didn’t buy anything else.
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Funny you should say that, some of those nearly killed me when I was last in Germany. We were at a theme park and a half finished pack of those was left in the car in one of the cubby holes. Turns out the car was getting roasted all day by the sun. The smurfs ended up melting into each other and obviously me being the dumbass that I am thought it would be a good idea to try and eat the whole melted blob in one go.
As you’d expect, it didn’t go well, I tried chewing it, no chance. I tried swallowing it, that went even worse. At first I nearly choked as it blocked up my entire throat, then I gagged by complete reflex and nearly threw up. I ended up managing to spit them out while being on the verge of vomiting. All of this was happening in the dark in the back seat of the car as we were driving back to the hotel. That meant I had to be as silent as possible as not to alert my parents to what I was doing, all while my sister was sitting next to me wondering what the fuck was going on.
I have a friend who is an avid fan of what I call the ‘toothpaste deluxe’ ice cream. Basically mint and bubble gum at the same time. 
We went to a parlour near uni after exams and he ordered the toothpaste deluxe cookie dough, it was all blue and green and covered in smarties, it looked like alien food.
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Sitting here, peeing my pants!
What a story!
Even one of those smurfs you can’t really chew!
They may look like gummy bears but they’re not!
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My entire childhood is basically full of me being destructive and doing stupid things.
The ones I had were made by Haribo.
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