Sounds good framos!
I need to try that!
The first one sounds good, I didn’t realize that’s corn 
breakfast

Veggie biryani
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what is that? Don’t go eating car air freshner 
My bro bought that in Germany its
a mustard but it look like a paint
The inside has really this colour? 
Yes and I dont get that I guess it’s like jelly belly in every flavour lol But it’s mustard!

I’m just afraid to taste that
How bad can it be?
You can have that and taste
Smells like a mustard 
Grues! 
But a really nice colour…
For a hoodie or a shirt.
Germans

Put it on a shelf, looks good and probably never goes moldy.
alíen blood on A Halloween themed sandwich? 
Looks pretty cool actually 
Try iiiit, try iiiiit! Want to see a reaction video 
So is yours the “travel” version of the others? 

Blue mustard, spicy mustard, aaaand-give me a minute 

Aaah honey mustard lol
One time I dared to say to my stepdad that mustard is just mustard …
A hell broke loose. 
Just googled that!


Ok if you give me the 100% sure what the blue mustard is made of I will eat that 
Edit: I have to fall asleep before your answer 



Noooo! It’s super easy!
Edit: okay I have your attention 
Edit 2: ok so the dude that sells it is that one dude that’s always trying to catch the smurfs, he’s the inventor,
It’s a little hard to talk about but after succeeding in catching papa smurf, he boiled him and purée-d him and added similar ingredients to the mustard 
So in conclusion…
It is made of the main ingredieeeent: papa smurf!
Edit 3
: can’t be rude,
RIP papa smurf

Now don’t let his death be in vain and TRY THE MUSTARD!
(were starting a mustard one hehe)
Edit 4: ok I confess, it was me while I was at work that’s why I know 

Edit 5: 




Did you know papa smurf was a vegetable? So totally fine to eat it okay 

You’re the best !
and makes me laugh so hard 

Edit 5: He’s made of the blueberries 
…
Edit 6: or just taste like a friggin mustard with food dye
I tasted that 


Now I know…how smurfs taste like


you’re the only person in the world that can say she knows what a smurf tastes like I bet 


what a brave soldier 

As reward, you get to go to sleeeep! 
Good night 
If the after taste is too bad, you can try the Kermit the frog relish to wash it down haha