Horizontally challenged people, yup.
What are you guys on about?
You don’t need to know… 
Wristband?
I’ve already won 
cushion???
No <sdfghjkl;>
heardt shaped box in light baby blue? 
No. Why would I even have one?
would have been from your sister… haha
My sister and I don’t exchange presents, only insults 
Looks like some eraser.
ice? soap?
No, no and no
It’s not a rock right? And it looks too thick to be plastic, like a bottle. Maybe it’s something bigger… an outdoors umbrella base maybe?
No
No
No
2 guesses left.
chewing gum?
your elbow