Mike doesn’t understand you. So he comes with me to ask me about you, I tell him that we can go to eat something while I explain him everything.
My mike.
Mike doesn’t understand you. So he comes with me to ask me about you, I tell him that we can go to eat something while I explain him everything.
My mike.
Before you guys leave, I tap his shoulder and ask him for a quick word, I explain to him that I’m not kidnapping him because I’m weird or crazy or worse because I like him no…I explain to him that I’m trying to kidnap him for @Lilyope because her birthday is coming up (well…still a ways to go ) but yeah, mike makes her more happy in 5minutes than anyone can in even months so that is the reason I’m stealing him
Now, I want to hear “awwww” and “ohhh that’s so sweeeeet” and then I want everyone to be like wellllllllllll ooookaayyyyyy batman, that’s a nice reason for you to take him
And then everybody will lay down their kidnapping plans and peacefully let me take him away
And as for me shaving his beard eyebrows and hair it was so I could keep my plans quiet it’ll grow back in time
And once you guys do that, My Mike
Whoa whoa whoa…just because it’s nearly her birthday doesn’t mean you can kidnap him for her…she has to try and get him herself!! Hahah and because of this he’s My Mike!!
Someone please send this thread to Mike
I feel like one of the oldest ones here. Lol
I think pat is the oldest here or one of them
Yes I think that too - that’s why it’s
My Mike
I’m making lunch and Mike said he loves my cooking hence why he’s staying with me…My Mike!! Haha!!
But I have a new pair of Vans for him. My Mike!
Ok well I have a load of buildings with art canvases for him to use…My Mike!!!
Maybe someone who had M&G with him can let him know!! Hahah
Maybe on Twitter:
Mike: Fans are great and lovely person in the world.
Soldier: Have you visited the LPU Forum? They have a game in your name.
Mike: what’s about the game?
Soldier: giving you things and kidnap you.
Mike: …
Soldier: My Mike!!!
Puts him in a Taco truck.
I have every StarWars movies and two popcorn boxes so… My Mike!!
I buy all the tickets to all his shows…My Mike!!
I take him to the Bermuda triangle and drop him off, my mike, but actually no one’s.
ill get my speed boat to go look for him, find him but then get lost but im happy as ill be forever with My Mike!!
My unicorns come to look for Mike, they find him and bring him to me! My Mike!
Sorry for this, but I let tarantulas loose in your house, and take back mike while you and your unicorns fight them off, my mike.