You failed 
while you try it again, I take Mike to McDonaldâs
My Mike
You failed 
while you try it again, I take Mike to McDonaldâs
My Mike
I give Mike sushi and he follows me homeâŚMy Mike!!
Itâs Mike, not a dog
I give him a LA hat. My mike 
I Gave him a painting I made for him
My Mike
I give him a new piano. My Mike!
Somehow Mikeâs phone is with me, so I call the guys (Brad, Rob, Joe and Dave) to bring him back with me. Now we are eating. My Mike.
I get Mike by giving him a nice dinner putting him in my van take back to my house lock the doors so no one could get in and me and Mike are happy writing songs together
My Mike
Jajajaja maybe
Why not take them all together in a truck for the rest of their life?
Will you drop them off at mimosa island?
Maybe you and the other staltekrs
they? Never! 
You have to go to buy pizza. Then I save him from you and I tie him to my bike. My Mike.
Mike falls of the bike because it was a 1 person bike so I save him
My Mike
I untie him and pop the tires on your bike, you canât follow us so, my mike.
I track you down with a GPS find you and take
My Mike
You are still walking to the gas station, so heâs still with me 
Itâd be the best idea, but my bike doesnât have a GPS
sorry, heâs with me.
My Mike 
batman has a tracker on all you and located @IronSoldier16, used his smoke bombs to cause a diversion and stole mike away, i am now in the process of shaving his head beard eyebrows to have him look like voldemort
muahahaha
my bald mike(in my batcave which no one knows how to locate!)
YouâŚyouâŚyou monster
. What did Mike do to you? Harley knows all and finds your batcave. I take the traumatized Mike away from you get him coffee and whatever comfort food he wants. My Mike.
Hit him with the bat!!!

While you do that, Iâll take mike to the mall just because 
My mike
Batman uses the grappling hook through the mall ceiling and flies away to secret base
My mike 