So, what did you get?

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#163

Through a funnel on a boat on my own.

#164

Through a funnel on a bus with newly-weds!

#165

From a shot glass in a prison cell with my best friends partner

#166

As a body shot in the bath with a priest

#167

from a saucepan to a manhole with a bounty hunter

And here you can see about the meaning of your life :joy:

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I got: Just being a boss :joy:

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#168

Turning money into callous indifference (what’s that? :sweat_smile:

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#169

Fucking dying inside??? Lol absolutely right :joy::joy::joy:

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#170

turning money into getting high as fuck :joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:

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#171

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i smoked with a bag of weed because i’m sexy like that

ouff that was quite high

#172

Got that one as well.

@yolo5494 , we already did this one.

#173

f**** then lol
lmao
pokerface
XD
cant help laughing at my silly mistake
f*** me

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this then
i ate a dildo because i took LSD

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#174

Pole danced with an alien because I’m a nerd

#175

I ate a baby because I took LSD.

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#176

ok so i did it all from the beginning i think :rofl:

I stabbed the cookie monster because I love marijuana … :face_with_raised_eyebrow:
You pathetic Donkey !!! :joy:
I punched Facebook because I like it like that :thinking:
I killed a frog and I’m proud of it (definitely not :disappointed_relieved:)
Trapped in a prison with Chuck Norris :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
I will pee on a spaceship in Donald Trump’s basement :smiling_imp:
(the cocktail name:) Sweaty Ash Tray
Your feared of rap rat :thinking: :thinking: :thinking:
Hong Kong stole your money and they want to do it again :grin:
Joined the death eaters with Luna Lovegood because I’m a death eater … :no_mouth:
I named my cat after my best friend beacause I was horny :joy: :joy: :innocent:
I ran down the street naked with Caitlin Beadles (???) and I secretly love it because I’m a homosexual :joy:
From a wine glass at the bar with a burlesque dancer :sunglasses:
A lifetime of touching myself :scream: :crazy_face:
Pole danced with a dinosaur because I felt like it :joy: :joy: :joy:

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#177

For some reason i cant do it on my phone so had to come on my laptop but thought id post this one for fun!

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Bite Saurus

#178

Here’s what I got from post 156 to 176:

  • I think I am Nick Jonas and I secretly love it because I am retarded
  • I’ll drink my Jack through a hose-pipe doing a handstand with a millionaire
  • Smokin blunts and doing whatever the fuck I want
  • I shanked a hippie because I have AMAZING boobs
  • I fucked a dinosaur because I felt like it
  • Tyranna Raptor

And the new one:

  • The blue fairy of the night

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#179

The white knight of the seas :shield: :crossed_swords: :grin:

#180

Candies? No way, I should have been born in August :smiley:

#181

Dark goblin of the seas

#182

The dark fairy of the shadows. I was one day away from being the dark knight of the shadows. :stuck_out_tongue:

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