Well, now I know where to ambush.
I took a shower with my future husband because I ran out of other things to do
I have nightmares about a clown because I’m a ninja
But what if…what if Nick is Usher? 0_o
Oh fuck, I’ve been discovered !
So wait, you’re Usher AND an alien?
*connects a USB into his head
I’m sorry but if you continue asking questions and revealing my nature, I’ll have to install win Vista as your main platform…
At least you can connect a USB to something.
I’d have it over W10 any day.
Ok. Let’s see.
I went to McDonald’s with my future husband because I smoked crack.
Hahahaha that’s funny.
Let me guess, Nick Usher is your future husband?
Lol no, it’s other. A robot lol.
OT: how do you cross out the words?
Better not be me.
Put the word “strike” (without the speech marks) in between arrows, before the word you want to cross out and “/strike” between arrows after the work you want to cross out.
Like this:
Test
Get it. Thanks!
Who knows, maybe it’s you. Lol.
https://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Make_f023bf_1103788.jpg
I slept with Nick Jonas and I love it because I’m the weirdest person living.
Who’s Nick Jonas? Why do I never know who these people are?
He’s another pop star pretty boy, that crap lol.
I ran down the street naked with spongebob and I secretly love it because I think I am cool
From a wine glass at the bar with a bounty hunter
From a yard of ale glass in the bath with a millionaire.
Well, at least you can kill the millionaire and take his money
Hell no