So, what did you get?

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#183

A lifetime of living in moms garage (wtf)

I stabbed a horse because I’m sexy like that (wtf)

I raped the USSR because I farted (wtf)

Dino Odon

The wicked dwarf

#184

The black werewolf of the seas

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#185

I need Santa Claus because I hate my life :joy:

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#186

I stabbed a lesbian because my friends told me to do it :joy:

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#187

I pissed on a travesty because I smoked crack :flushed: (second time I smoked crack and see what happened…I need to stop… :joy: :joy: :see_no_evil: )

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#188

I ran naked with a puppet because I’m sexy :joy::rofl:

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#189

I stabbed Santa Claus because I’m sexy

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#190

I took a crap on a dildo cause I‘m single :joy::joy:

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#191

I’m the green vampire of the shadows…

I took a crap on Madonna because I’m sexy…seriously?? lol

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#192

I did a blowjob to a dildo because I’m sexy (wtf, why am I always getting the total fuckin random ones! :joy:)

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#193

I killed a clown because I stink

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#194

I shot George Bush because I’m sexy

Who’s that BTW? :joy::joy::joy:

#195

George Bush… Is a zombie from outerspace who hunts the planet for human brains, because his own brains are out of order.

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#196

39p

:joy: :joy: :joy:

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#197

Please tell me this isn’t a serious question.

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#198

I did a blowjob to a Robot because I’m sexy😂

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#199

It is a serious one

#200

George Bush was the US president before Obama. From what I know, he was a total imbecile.

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#201

My crazy answers! :joy::joy::joy:

  • I got kicked out of Wal-Mart with Justin Bieber’s mom because i ran out of other things to do

  • i smell like your mom and i love it because i am the weirdest person living :joy::stuck_out_tongue:

  • (drink) from the saucepan at the barbeque with a bum :roll_eyes::joy:

  • (meaning of life) finding myself down whatever the f*** I want. :sweat_smile:

  • pole dance with my best friend because it felt good :joy:

  • crush titanis :sunglasses:

  • (evil name ) the green goblin of shadows! :joy:

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#202

Why is it so hard to use the google search engine? When I come across something I do not know I just search it on google and try to compare the info I get. You kids should be happy to have all these knowledge available with just a swipe of a finger.

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