Maybe George W Bush would help
Must be Obamas twin or something
Fair point, but then again, when you say George Bush, who really thinks of his dad first?
Spike Odon
The wicked thief of the shadows (I like this one )
I did a blowjob to a piece of shit because I stink
I rode a unicorn with a serial killer because mom told me to!
( yuppyyyy!!! see @IronSoldier16 @chigokurosaki and all!! )
I sang a song with Justin Bieber because I was horny
I sang a song with Beyonce because I was horny
(Not as bad as bieber, but still…)
Damn mine is ridiculous!! Uff!!
Yoi guys can check that out! Dec-4-blue!
…Lets pretend you got something entirely different
Check out bro. L. O. L.
Too ashamed to type it out?
What else then… i mean yea
I sang a song with a teddy bear because I was horny😂
I ran naked SpongeBob because I’m gay/lesbian
I got married with Jasmine Villegas because… I don’t remember.
I googled the woman but… Still don’t know who she is lol.
I fell in love with Zac Efron because I’m hot
Lmao seriously?
I killed @bieberzombie because i have no life
https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6020/5974402567_cc33c87e12_b.jpg
I shagged Paul the alien, because he tossed off a hobo