I got of with Ariana Grande because she poked your mum… 
That face is what gets me LMAO

I hit Ariana Grande because they kissed one direction 
I hugged Cheryl Cole because they wanted your mom.
Who’s Cheryl Cole?
British pop singer, was part of the girl group called “Girls Allowed” , had a stint as a judge on the X factor (a shittiy singing competiton / reality show over here). Don’t ask how I know that, I’m completely ashamed of myself. 
I liked your post just for this!!

I kissed Ariana Grande because they wanted one direction. Wtf 

Ohh
I saw some videos of that “show.”
I married Ariana Grande because she asked the toilet
(good to see so many love blue lol)
I hugged Justin Bieber because they tossed off One Direction 
Someone was bound to get Bieber
just let it be a trick hug where he dies instead.
I farted Ariana Grande because they asked a pineapple house…
How can you fart someone? 
No, I was just wondering if you know something about that.
Nope. Maybe.
Oh please teach us you stinkiness
I gave birth to a megan for because they tossed off the toilet! 
Like seriously!
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I can’t stop laughing!





replace the entire human population with frankenstein!
more demons ? !