Married to Stewie Griffin.
Trapped in prison with Jackie Chan
Switch bodies with Barack Obama
trolled by mickey mouse
seriously??
Switch lives with Jackie Chan
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The last one in the second column is “A fat guy”
I got: I need Santa Claus, because I’m gay.
I pissed on a travesty because I hate my life (whaat?? )
I can’t believe what I get
But here it is
I need a prostute because I am sexy
What is wrong with my birthday lol
I killed a clown because I’m sexy
I stabbed a lesbian because I’m sexy.
I feel like if I already said that before…
not on this thread bro
What have you done? haha jk
I got I got married with a clown because I hate my life
That’s possible, I don’t know which ones I have and haven’t done, there’s only so many of them out there that are any good.
I stabbed Santa Claus because I have perfect abs
I took a crap on your mom because that’s what i am
what lol…
So… I got: Invasion of the Vampires
Death By Worrying Werewolves.
Whats does that even mean?
Death by hairy werewolves lol!
Attack of the massive werewolves
Death by Mutant Vampires