Attack of the flying boy bands! Haha love it!!!
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My fav one is probably Death By Flesh Eating Muffins 
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Cause of flying sock puppets
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And I thought my one was nonsense.
Terror of the flesh eating werewolves
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Earth vs the flesh eating sock puppets
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Its official, you must now go face to face with zombie Boris Good luck man
Is actually the child of the hulk
Arguing with a cute kitty
Got into a fight with Eric Selvig (again, no clue who that is).
I killed Chuck Norris (you lot better run).
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Swapped personalities with Phil Coulso
I true storied with Chuck Testa 
Who??? 
The day of mutant vampires…
I headshot Barack Obama (aye no offense ha guys lol)
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Showered together with Thor. (Can’t say I’m disappointed with that one.)
I’m dating with Stewie Griffin
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I killed Sheldon Copper
So Mr. Norris and Dr. Cooper are both dead? What has this world come to
People born on the 7th of May can thank me later.
Dont you mean March? And Chuck Norris could still bring it im sure, just because you get older doesn’t mean crap man, why couldn’t you kill Bieber instead? Or someone equally annoying
I mean May, because they’re the ones who pissed him off.
Ok I found one lol
My best friend is Skrillex
Aheam who??? 
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A hertic who turned to the darkside (dubstep). He actually started out as an industrial rock / punk vocalist.
This clown.
I killed Eminem.
Man, I’m on fire.
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OMG 
Another one??you’re killing everyone!