So, what did you get?

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#41

I punched a golf club because I was dared. :no_mouth:

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#42

I danced with myself because I was dared. Sounds pretty accurate, except people don’t give such rubbish dares.

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#43

‘‘It’s burnt! You slow bitch!’’ :joy: This is amazing

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#44

Lol I swore at a porn star because I like it like that :joy:
I’ll put one up soon as I can

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#45

Replying to OP, I got I smoked with your mom because I’m a pimp :joy:

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#46

I pinched myself because I was high. :crazy_face:

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#47

For me the most accurate one would be “I punched a monkey because I was bored” :joy:

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#48

Give me your jacket you dumb asshole! :joy::joy:
(Lol the words which i never use!!! )

Ok next! @lpfan61 's … :smiley:
I spit on a jungle gym because i could! :stuck_out_tongue::stuck_out_tongue:

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#49

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I killed a snail because I needed to :joy:

#50

I molested a door and I’m proud of it :joy:

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#51

I go to school with a fish because I needed to… :stuck_out_tongue: ( not bad… :grin: )

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#52

I rape myself and I’m proud of it lol

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#53

I watch sexy movies with an ant and I’m proud of it

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#54

I just realised that my sister would get “I rape my classmates because I love being naked” :man_facepalming::man_facepalming::man_facepalming:

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#55

Hahaha I love doing those when I’m bored, some are funny AF hahaha :joy::joy::joy:

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#56

I love kissing a door because it’s my hobby :rofl:

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#57

I found this one this afternoon.

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I got Handcuffed (for life) to Voldemort. Could be worse, we’d be locked in a fight to see who’s the bigger troll. :joy:

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#58

I got “host a tv show with a unicorn” yay! :unicorn: :heart_eyes:

#59

If anyone here is born on Sep 22nd, I fill find you, I will torture you and I will kill you.

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#60

Trapped in prison with cookie monster :joy: