Switch lives with a teletubby
That’s not even funny

Replace the humann popularity with cookie monster
omnomnom 
Stuck on an island with a Mudkip … but what the heck is a Mudkip?
Its a Pokemon 
Oh lol. I never played it so…Would be fun I guess? 
This. Sounds like some kind of food for hipsters.
You guys seriously don’t know any Pokemon? (Other than Pikachu)
No. I hate anime.

This is a mudkip btw
Never knew about them haha.
They look like aliens with clams shoved up their arses.
Blame Japan I guess
Mortal enemies with Voldemort lol
Do me a favour and don’t kill him, otherwise I have to drag his cadaver around. He can walk when he’s alive.
I want to be a cow because i am in live with it! Whattt!
Cow are worshipped here!
Ok next…
Replace the human population with nyan cat?! What is nyan cat guys? 
No clue. A breed of cat I’m guessing.

Oh god, is that what that thing is called?
Oh really? Wow… i mean… uh um… just wow
Y’all never heard of nyan cat?? You live in a cave? 