Good to see you laughing my son 
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not oneās fault others hate words!
even if
some bugs get in some noses!
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honored!
and worth a snap!
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id say more like a Will Ferrell
He is not playing in Lethal Weapon and thatās were the quote comes from. 
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canāt say I know that movie
but iām sure will Ferrell would fit right in 
Then give it a try!
Maybe not the first one, itās to old.
Itās really fun!
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copy paste from my youtubeās ācommunity tabā:
Firestarter caught in the act attacks firemen after crashing their vehicle with his car in an attempt to escape and kept cursing at them before he gets physical and gets his ass arrested, lied about everything, even his details, so we as a countryā¦ let him walk out of prison only TWO days later!
(3 year parole) (=donāt get caught doing all that again for the next three years!)
My suggestion to tourists is to NOT VISIT GREECE until we āfixā these little issues with our justice system.
Warning to all tourists : Greece is under a ācatch and release REGIMEā under which UNLESS someone commits murder, the government releases him back out, whatever his charges! (even rape!)
The law is called āParaskevopoulos lawā and itās job is to help release tension from the crowded prisons
so not only we are not arresting much but we are also releasing everyone who hasnāt been convicted for murder.
This government promised to take it back if elected but ā¦ wellā¦ itās Augustā¦ it can SO wait!
Greece is a little unsafe these days! 
I apologize to my countryās tourist season but i prefer people being safe than bringing more money to this government while risking their lives!
@rorybourdon please stay safe and always with company at nights!
Even if itās too remote where you are, it never hurts to play smart!
Be advised potential visitors, this government is much worse than the one before it!
But never tell a Greek that!
Yeahā¦ because they all voted for this one for like ā¦ āa changeā
But we now have receipt campaigns, so thatās so nice!
No money will be harmed but return to this government by a 60-80% of your purchases!
(tax literally climbs that high for any businessman offering services.)
Your money does not go to the country, but to thugs!
They even had us paying 4 cents for each plastic bag sold for half a year and then somehow
magically all that money disappeared from the state cashier!
Donāt over worry thoughā¦ just be safe
weāre fixing this ASAP, i promise! 
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Well I am usually with the guys from the boats. Once Iāve done something really dumb and went with three guys to the beach at night. I was lucky it ended well for me but there couldāve been something worse. I know that now
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Although this is the best country for doing that (safely walking a beach at night) and i am not trying to scare you away hereās a title from todayās news that verifies my worries :
āRape attempt on a 21 year old girl at the beach of Crete (Chania) from a 49 year old āforeignerā.ā
She fought her way out and straight to the police.
So many of āthose foreignersā around in this country these daysā¦
If someone thinks i am scaremongering, hereās what the final line says:
āThe guy got arrested and released the very same day! (trial date set but free to go till then)ā
How awesome is that?!
Just be a little wary because of that stupid law and specially if they are not Greeks or from the island.
As long as you are with known villagers (like the fishermen you mentioned) there should be no fear!
I hope you keep having a superb time dear @rorybourdon and i am not scaring you too much!
Playing safe does not mean not play! 
Brothers are meant to be a little over protective sometimes
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Itās just as bad everywhere, not just Greece. And anyone can be the bad guy, not just the āforeignersā.
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Well those guys work on the boat and are from Kalymnos and Iāve heard that the island is called the island of liars. But I also heard that if you say no to a Greek guy few times he wonāt continue. Of course one of them tried something but was quite ok. Got angry I didnāt want to sleep with him. And I didnāt know them to be honest. That was super stupid but it ended well for me.
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Be safe and keep your head on straight 
Glad things turned for the bestā¦and wellā¦be careful with guysā¦everybody kinda knows most are plain idiotic 
sucks to admit that being a guy 
haha
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So, I got a tattoo today in honour of Mike and all the amazing memories I have with a lot of you because of him. Itās one of his koi fish, watercolour to match my other one of that same arm.
The artist was incredible, he did it freehand with sharpies on my skin and then tattooed over it.
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Congratulations 
Looks great- the colors are so shiny - I love it 
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funny note,
spotted by British reporters in a bar and story blew up to world news before Greece!
Government and press of Greece forgot to mention that release!
In his own words, : āI am thankful to the āParaskevopoulos lawā for being released.ā
He didnāt "kill" anyone, did he?
In the meantime, if you still feel safe enough to visit
a drug/sex party at Mykonos in āprivate rented villas of no paperwork to taxā is advertised as following
check prices, thereās still availability!
Keywords : āElixirs/refreshmentsā = drugs
āworkshopā/ācultural activitiesā =sex and mystic ceremonies
āincubatorsā = donāt ask!
what a yearā¦
I bet itās really confusing to those who donāt have time to study even if itās an online course! 
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Haha I enjoyed the satirical tone of your post. But yeah, itās a pretty sad situation. Iāve been to Greece many times, but I have never seen or experienced this side of the story. Still I agree with @evooba, it isnāt just Greece. Rapists and pedophiles are being treated way too kindly in most countries. Itās so disgusting and makes me really angry too. But thanks anyway for warning us 
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Well, you will not find a NAMBLA(link to wiki) association around here indeed
but my warning is about the āParaskevopoulos lawā that, no my friend, no other country has anything similar to that as we speak!
In a country where only murder gets jailed or remains in prison, someone had to warn this family and the newspaper titles spoke more than the messenger himself anyway
maybe say that to those treating messengers the exact opposite way? 
itās a 2 (barely) year old law that this government promised to retract.
If they EVER do i will report on the good news and be the first to invite you back!
cheerz
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Broā¦what are you doing?
Iām admittedly on short fuse dudeā¦
I know you feel you gotta say this but itās been said, delete it like you would burn a letter you needed to get off your chest
You mightāve misread all the same and gone off on your own tangent
Iām asking you decently to not push it, this is unnecessary and I donāt wanna project 
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