Once upon another time

The lovebomber wept over the loss of the user, despite the fact that he was a cry baby he was still a living thing.

Holy Shinoda was like, “C’mon, Just Move On.”

“The least we can do, is put up a tombstone with his name!” the lovebomber insisted. Without waiting for aproval from the Masters or her sister warriors, she made a tombstone especially for him.

“That’s not his name. He died without knowing his name.”

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(This is like the lyrics to Linkin Park’s ‘Skin To Bone’)

In the meantime, the aliens who had been waiting in their spaceship from a distance until this very moment, were laughing their asses off when they saw that the user had died.

The female warrior showed her true colors.

No wonder she wanted the User DEAD.

(@Gatsie fixed the image)

Her warrior sisters and the Lovebomber were in shock. “How… What… Why…? You traitor!”

[thanks, I think it’s an improvement :stuck_out_tongue:]

“Remember, she is actually one of those aliens, from the day she was born, you just didn’t know that. She can’t hide who she really is.” Holy Shinoda replied calmly.
http://www.horrormoviesurvivalguide.com/graphics/2_alien-survival.jpg

“You knew this all along? Forgive me Master, but what bullshit is this?!” the other warrior woman yelped.

Uh oh how is Holy Shinoda going to explain his reason:

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“How else would you have all the intel of the alien attack? I am connected with their intergalatic system since birth.” the alien woman filled in.

“Sorry, but I can’t keep this up any longer,” she added, “They can sense me & I can’t outsmart them anymore…”

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And just as the alien woman had explained herself, the other aliens stormed the burial of the dead user and dug him up from his grave.

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Seeing no hope in the war, one of the female warriors takes up music. She firmly believes that the music is the weapon of future, and hence creates her own WMD:
http://www.plunderguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/gig-goldstein-alien-guitar-1.jpg

As she strummed her guitar, the alien woman could sense the presence of her kind very closeby.

“I am sorry my sisters. I have to go with them. Farewell”. The alien woman said as the alien spaceship beamed her up and flew away.


[that is one mighty awesome guitar]

“So,” female warrior asked, “The aliens’ purpose is to collect her? Why, they just flew off. And the User, what use do they have for something dead?”

The Holy Shinoda started meditating about the situation and his mind entered a turdy trance.

After meditating, Mike replied to her:

"She (alien warrior) sacrificed herself in order to save us. Seem like she’s going to be executed by her home planet for treason… :frowning: "

“But then we must save her!” Lovebomber shouted and prepared herself for a quantum leap into space. Just in time, one of the other female warriors jumped on her back and together they vanished, faster than the speed of light.