BTW where on earth is the user??? The user is still camping out somewhere in the battlefield frontlines I see.
“I have enough of this war!” the user said in frustration. “I just wanna go home…”
Then suddenly, the world was covered with snow and a familair figure approached the user once again.
“Ur not real! This ain’t real!! Everything ain’t real!!!”
“Where is home???”
Mr Tumnus silently watched the user throwing a tantrum, wondering how such a grown man could behave so childishly. He decided to wait until the user calmed down.
Holy Master Chester went and gave the user a telelepathic message.
And the warriors wept and wanted the User to change his mind & fight for what’s right. They knew that Happiness is Expensive, and…
So they tried to convince him:
(Thanks to you guys, I revisited this song 
)
(When too many feminists write a story, the dude becomes a spoilt-sport crybaby to show the triumph of feminism if feminism were to take place)
And the User wore his infamous t-shirt, and bought a ticket back to earth.
http://www.wolflambmusic.com/images/product-large/tee-wuss.jpg
(I wanted a fight)
So the User sets off for home.
“Oh wait, Cortana, u still haven’t tell me what’s my name.”
http://media.bestofmicro.com/4/E/414878/original/Cortana-2.jpg
Cortana made one last attempt to revive the dead inside the User
http://d3jgkzl5mcxi5w.cloudfront.net/2014/05/Cortana_May-the-force.jpg
“Cortana, why do you Not Comprehend what I’ve just said???” the User replied, pissed. “What’s my name???”
Cortana answered, “If you join my ally which is the Force, the Force would grant you your name.”
And Darth Vader appeared infront of the user, with the message:
“Screw ur 
I ain’t no Homer Simpson!”
The woman warrior who rides ants had heard it all before and she had enough of it, the whining of the user made her furious. She turned to her sisters and the Holy Masters:
“This man doesn’t care that the world is in danger, he only cares for himself. Allow me to get rid of him, oh Masters and sisters. I do not see use for the user any longer!” she said.
Holy Master Mike went to distract the User to allow the female warrior to carry out her plan to get rid of the User.
“Hey User, See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil.”
And while the user was distracted by the Holy Shinoda, the warrior woman ordered her ants to take over the user. Thousands of small ants started covering the user’s entire being, paralizing him
Yikes! Let’s pretend nothing happened.
As though the User never existed.
The lovebomber wept over the loss of the user, despite the fact that he was a cry baby he was still a living thing.
Holy Shinoda was like, “C’mon, Just Move On.”
“The least we can do, is put up a tombstone with his name!” the lovebomber insisted. Without waiting for aproval from the Masters or her sister warriors, she made a tombstone especially for him.
