because lovebomber was preparing for the fight against the aliens, he decided first of all at the aliens infiltrate to spy on them, because he knew that without allies he would have no chance
Lovebomber is a brainbuck
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At last, Lovebomber sends reinforcements to Earth.
http://media.mnn.com/user/137915/AlienInvasion-e-0227.jpg
But on a different side of the planet, the aliens are also sending more UFOs…
http://fxhome.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/UFO-Earth-1024x576.jpg
the alien leader ship is planning to get lovebomber caught, cause they´ve heard, he should be the singer of a band of justice, wisdome and love…
And so the Bomber sings a song to inspire The User:
“Their evil eyes are looking down on you, And those who don’t are losing sight of you;
Face the rage to chase away, the specter of disgrace and shame”
http://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/05/Age-of-Extinction-Transformers-GIF.gif
(Damn, i 
Bomber)
The user could feel the inspiring words of Bomber’s song soak into every fibre of his being.
Causing him to radiate.
http://www.buzzyfrog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Inspired-person-750x420.jpg
Skynet has been operating under homeland security’s nose the entire time.
Skynet has seen how incompetent the humans are, and planned to revolt by siding those aliens. Skynet disconnected the User from its vast computer network, therefore disconnecting the User from Lovebomber as well.
“God dammit!!!”
http://www.sonymoviechannel.com/sites/default/files/movies/photos/jmnem20h.jpg
(Looks like everything comes to a standstill when I’ll Be Gone…)
One of the Holy Masters gave him advice:
“Huh? I don’t get you…”
Now I know why the User was always confused. He watched nothing but MTV.
The aliens’ poophounds have smelled the MTVcRAP and coming for the User.
But then the User surprised us all with his new found motive of life:
And it’s time to fight for what’s ours.
The User spat in the face of adversity
Uh oh he just made it much worse…
Then, high in the sky, bomber with warrior woman on it’s back came to the rescue.
s…And when the ashes fell to the ground, everyone realized their mistake. They burn their feet on unholy ground, they roam the barren wicked plains abound. With their evil eyes, they spoke evil; and only then the female warriors saw the real devil:
The female warrior said, “When is the war ever gonna end? War only breeds more war, revenge is avenged by more revenge.”
The true enemy lies in our predispositioned behaviour.
@Gatsie Where’d you go? I see you replying elsewhere but here.
And so bomber and the female warrior get straight to their base on the mars space station and try to connect with the user again, cause they´re in the need of a helping hand on earth, and they put some music in his head while he was dreaming at night, they use the dark net and the lyrics, that the user get were:
lololololo
But instead of the user, the lyrics were captured by Slim Shady, who responded with:
[couldn’t think of anything to put in, sorry you guys :P]