Old Skirtman needs to find a spell to turn himself back into two humans (Hiro & Aunt Funny). What would that spell be? Would it work, or would it cause more trouble???
Hmm…
(OT: I forgot to tell @amitrish that he was actually correct about the model plane - I didn’t say clearly that the surface of the model plane was spraypainted all over with chrome)
OT: @samuel_the_leader In the plane, you can ride eternal, all shiny and chrome 
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@amitrish (Mr 
) & @Gatsie OMG so fast I forget…sure you´re right, @samuel_the_leader was the party man, so I´ll bring the Party for post 300…we sure arrive!
Poor ol skirtman,
what a desaster, to share his body < with this, huäch pfui old aunt funny>, couldn´t it be smb younger and nicer to share my skirt with?
And even if I wear a dress? Would it change the situation?
Finally, Oldskirtman’s search for a good spell seemed to pay off. After going through several more dark magic spellbooks, he found a seperation spell. All he needed to do, was buy himself a special black candle with the figure of a man and a woman. He would have to light the candle and dance around it 3 times, in the middle of the day in a place where genders would have to separate ways.
The only place he could think of, was a public bathroom hall. He looked around and saw a McDonalds and decided to light the candle there.
Inside the McDonalds, there in the hallway that lead to the mens bathroom and the womens bathroom, Oldskirtman performed the spell for seperation. He light up the candle and danced around it. He was just about to dance for the 2nd time around the candle, when Chester came rushing by because he had to use the bathroom. In his hurry, Chester accidentally bumped into Skirtman, causing the poor old guy to stumble and stop dancing.
“Sorry mate, I’m in a hurry.” Chester said quickly as he entered the mens bahtroom.
Oldskirtman started to feel very strange. He became dizzy, the room began to spin infront of his eyes and he had trouble standing on his feet. That’s when he collapsed to the floor and his body started to shake.
Moments later, he opened his eyes. Things felt different. Something had changed. For Hiro could not feel nor hear Aunt Funny anymore. Did the separation spell work? Carefully, the old man tried to get back upon his feet. That’s when he looked right into the face of a bearded lady in a skirt.
“You asshole! Look what you have done!” he shouted
It appeared that Aunt Funny had indeed seperated from Oldskirtman’s body. But because his dance was interrupted, Aunt Funny did not regain her original body but had turned into Ladybeard!
And he/she has a motto:
http://ladybeard.jp/media/catalog/product/cache/2/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/0/1/01_2_11.jpg
@gatsie please staph drinking that wine. too much text. huehuehue
Uh oh Ladybeard is angry!!!
Hiro, you better watch out, you’re gonna get whacked really badly…
Old Hiro the medicine man took a few steps back in fear. He did not want to be wacked by Ladybeard.
“Please, don’t hurt me! I will help you. I will find a cure.” he said, shaking on his feet
“Chester,” Hiro commanded, “Go and apologise to her right now. Just now you interrupted the ritual, so it didn’t work as expected.”
http://orig06.deviantart.net/f917/f/2011/265/1/8/chester_bennington_by_a_d_i__n_u_g_r_o_h_o-d4amqw2.jpg
“Huh? Oh OK, you mean that ‘she-male’?” Chester asked as he headed to the Ladybeard.
But Chester’s apology was cold comfort: since he cannot change what’s been done, Aunt Funny can cry all she want with no hope…
“Sorry, but I’ve no time,” Chester excused himself, “I’ve got to go now, cuz…”
To proof his words he showes a video on his iphone
(if the video don´t appear, go on you tube its pure fun)
And in his speech we found the true young hiro (hero), “the creator”
we need to call him, cause he has learned all the magic of Aunt Funny in his younger days, call him to come and he will bring the solution, he done before
http://www.doyeundwiemers.de/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/111108-Papndreou-Bart.jpg
Yup, Young Hiro helped create the Merkel we know today. Yikes, Aunt Funny is gonna scream if she finds out!!!
http://www.lintraprendente.it/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/9260_1_0.jpg
(@The_early_walker the video’s all in Chinese… 
)
hi @samuel_the_leader: LP talkin in english, that mike creates music even at the plane etc., the chinese questions are not really important to me, but sounds fünny like Aunt Funny also
So now that we knew we can help the beardedmen, even as he felt the magic he feels like torn into pieces
As he was calmed down again, he decided to take a bath
http://bbsnew.pic.178.com/pic/2699/26998673/month_1507/1437563301_26998673_82bb2a2549c82925127cQ1eN5as51d4m.gif
then he called the doctor and he tried to seperate them
Hiro the Medicine man then suddenly got a phonecall from his granddaughter in Japan.
“Grandpa Hiro, I am very sick. When will you come home? Please, you must help.” the little girl said.
Before Hiro the Medicine man could respond, the little girl hung up the phone. His grandchild needed his help and he was all the way on the other side of the world. And Ladybeard needed his help too. What was Hiro to do? He decided to go home, to his little house in Japan and help his grandchild. Maybe he could find a cure in his own spell books for Ladybeard too.
He took the fast travel potion, poured a few drops of it to the floor and poof, he was back in his old house in Japan and found his grandchild laying on the floor. The little girl was still breathing, but appeared unconcious.
“Little one, no!” he cried and knelt down beside her.
Hiro, grandpa, you´ve come, now it´s good, the girl whispered very weak. Ol Hiro took his bottle with the magic drops in it out of his pocket and threw some drops of jupiter over his grandchild and suddenly
ol hiro was hidden, who should help his granddaughter?
There arrives FEWA on the scene,
http://bilder.fotofinder.com/thumbnail/F4/F457DB9BA8F3FE35.jpg
but what has happened to the proud warrior lady?
She became a washing maid, what a shame
Don’t worry, Fewa has her own brand of black magic.
She pours it over ol hiro, & ol hiro ain’t hidden no more.
The little girl was more than astonished when she woke up.
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/What+is+this+sorcery+we+ve+all+had+this+happen_ed6c67_3524935.jpg
Actually little girl, ur grandpa can really teleport, with the help of his fast travel potion…
