Make a wish- wish granted

#1074

Tomorrow it’s friday, but even the next day, and the next next day and the next next next day and so on, the same day for the rest of your whole life.

I wish I don’t have a wish.

#1075

Short brackets to say one thing:

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#1076

I know it. You get up, go to work, get back from work, prepare food for the nex day, go to bed, get up and so on…

You have no wishes any more and others chose for you and instead of you.

I wish my boss had a few days off.

#1077

Well that’s actually my situation

Sure! Because you punched him in the face so he went to the hospital, oh I almost forgot: your boss told me to tell you “you are fired”.

I wish time doesn’t fly away so fast.

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#1078

Got it. Time crawls slowly and you get terribly bored.

I wish my workplace was closer. (by the way, my boss is her not him)

#1079

Ops, didn’t see it coming

Issues with job? If you don’t feel fine you have the right to take a day οff and rest, your health comes before everything.

Anyway, it’s closer, your workplace is basically your house and your boss and every other employers have to come there to mess up with you.

I wish I can breathe underwater.

#1080

Nothing special. Just feel bored there. No challenges, no development, bad location. But it’s safe.

You got it. You are a mermaid.

I wish I was someone else.

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#1081

Alright you are a rock now and will get even more bored, never be someone else

I wish I can read minds

#1082

Yeap, I’m gonna be rock … music. :slight_smile:

You got it. Read my mind!

I wish I had a good answer to any question.

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#1083

You got it, but every answer you give will be brutally honest and will drive some people away.

I wish I won a big sum of money at the lottery.

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#1084

You got it but you also win a lot of false friends.

I wish I could travel in time.

#1085

Granted! Everytime you go into the past, you lose a year of your life, everytime you travel into the future you gain one.

I wish I can win M&G

#1086

That’s really more of an added bonus; I’d just travel into the future by 5 minutes 10 times and then go back a year once. Gains me a net 4 years extra and I also can go do what I wanted to do a year in the past :joy:

Granted, but the person you meet wears a paper bag over their head the whole time.

edit: didn’t add a wish again. Umm… I wish that I could conjure up any meal before me that I think of.

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#1087

Got it. You are a fairytale character now.

I wish I was more serious

#1088

Granted, now you get the joker following you around everywhere asking you why you’re so serious.

I wish to have unlimited tomato juice.

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#1089

You are sent to Spain to control local tomato battles. So smashed tomato leftovers are yours.

I wish I had a magic golden fish that grants wishes.

#1090

Granted! The fish dies.

Didn’t you already ask this?

I wish I can give a huge hug to all my internet friends.

#1091

Don’t know how about the :hugs:others but it’s me: :hugs:

If my golden fish died, I wish I had a magic stick then.

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#1092

:hugs: :hugs: :hugs:

Your magic stick breaks :stuck_out_tongue:

Wish there will be no more wars

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#1093

I don’t know what to wish for.

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