Having fun on the internet…
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We finally got fiber optic wifi. Claimed speed 100 on the DL, actual speed ~38. But I’m not complaining considering we were at 4 on the DL before. 
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Dude its cold as hell on my end. I need I hug
Nice!
Here’s something weird; my bedroom has the makings of a mediocre horror story with plenty of plot holes.
It’s the only room in the top floor with a motion sensor, it’s also one of the only rooms in the house with a panic button (other than the living room). This leads me to believe that the person(s) that have slept in here were either paranoid or have had bad experiences. Also the windows lock but all the rooms have locking windows.
I also have a string of 8 lights above my cupboards, some of the bulbs seem to have minds of their own, switching themselves on and off when they should be on.
You can use the above to fashion a brief horror story:
When the house was first built it didn’t have a security system, when the original owners were still there there was a break in through the room that is now mine, some things were stolen so the owners decided to get locking windows.
At some point new residents moved in, during their time there there were more break-ins but this time people were actually killed so a panic button was installed. Over time people kept moving in and out and break-ins and murders kept occurring and for every murder a new light would be added above the cupboards.
As it stands now there are 8 lights in my room and 3 of them are off, possibly 3 ghosts pissed of with me? Who knows, question is; how long before I meet my demise?
In case you haven’t already noticed I was extremely bored to actually have time to come up with this considering I don’t believe in horror stories or superstition in any way, shape or form. 
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soon… 
Maybe your room was the only not haunted room in the house?
On topic:
There’s a huge mirror right against my sofa in my room, so I feel paranoid
And our living-room doors twitch when they’re closed and it’s windy. Can’t be heard in daytime, but at night, when it’s quiet… feels like something is trying to get out
And once, I’ve seen a ghost. I think it was just me, but… what if it wasn’t?
It was really early, like 5:00 when I went to the toilet and I was washing my hands, when I saw something like a big black rotten rug flying in the coridor to the kitchen. I ran away really quickly and couldn’t sleep for a few hours
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That’s just the change in pressure as the air moves around.
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Happy birthday Minutes To Midnight!!!
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Oh… It’s the birthday of MTM today huh?
Hi! I currently know how to do the following things:
@discobot start new user
Starts one of the following interactive narratives: new user, advanced user.
@discobot roll 2d6
3, 6
@discobot quote
Carry out a random act of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone might do the same for you — Princess Diana
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yes it does.
Wow
Wth
Who made @discobot?
Is it just for fun or will he eventually serve a purpose on here? That’s cool though haha
God damn, not another bot. At least I can pick up 2 badges.
EDIT:
Time to test it.
@discobot start new user
EDIT 2:
Regular one seems to work, how do I do the advanced one?
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I did and completed his tasks lol
https://forums.lpunderground.com/discobot/certificate.svg?date=May+15+2017&user_id=92383
