Yes by a BB gun!!
HYE fallen asleep before midnight on NYE?
When I was, like, four.
Have you ever slept under the stars (no tent, shelter etc.)?
Nah. Never slept outside.
HYE gone swimming in an ocean?
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I have slept outside under the stars and swum in the Atlantic ocean, northern sea and baltic sea. Just the one opportunity to swim in the Pacific ocean I skipped, to cold a day, but my dog did 
HYE been really drunk on new years eve?
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No
HYE accidentally woken up the whole house in the middle of the night?
Are you drunk now? So much mistakes 
And yes, I have 
HYE chat to weird late night, early in the morning hours on the net?
No, I was thinking one thing and typing another. 
Yes
HYE lied on your CV?
Never had a cv
Have you ever been to jail?
Lmao. I honestly want to know if anyone on here has been to jail
HYE driven or riden in a motorcycle?
You’ve never made a resume?
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This, didn’t they force you in high school?
No
HYE had a laughing fit for no obvious reason?
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Yes, probably more than once.
HYE sang karaoke?
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Hell no
HYE horrified someone with something you thought was completely normal?
Hey, we all know that batmouse is our convict 
All the time.
That’s actually one reason I like it here so much. More strangely weird people! 
HYE wished Happy New Year to different people on different time zones one after another?
I have lol
When I was 2 
I’m being honest too lol
A stump one in high school but not a functional one in my adult life lol
I got hired on spot 
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2 yrs old? 
Yep today
HYE eaten a non edible thing?
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I tend to get rejected on the spot. Then there was that company that rejected me for two different positions at the same time a day or two after applying. I think they saw me as a national security liabillity more than anything. They were a military aerospace contractor. 
Yes
HYE crashed a party?
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No.
I even hate entering a party, I’m invited to.
HYE had a hangover?
Lmao nah
HYE baked a birthday cake?
No.
HYE been in a submarine?