Go home, you're drunk!

how much wood can a woodchick chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood (woodchick :joy: )

Type: If two witches were watching to watches, which witch would watch which watch?

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Oh just a word!! :joy:

If two witches were watching wachea whixh witch wkhld watch wbicj waycj

Lol … Very bad one!

Type: quick sand is not quick. It’s very slow :joy:

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Quick sand is not quick. It’s very slow (needed to type slowly this time :smiley:)

Type: Cheetos are hot, cheetas are fast, cheetos, cheetas…

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Cheegis are hot, cheerahs are casf cheefjs, chdefahs
(Not even one word correct! :joy: )

Type: I am the original me. And I will prove that I am first (your name)

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:smiley::smiley:

I am the original me. And I will prove that I am first Michaela. (well that was easy :smiley:)

Type: Look at this painting, it’s all over the place!

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;ppl at tjos [aomtomg.ots a;; pver tje [;ace! (this is a low point in my life)

Type: I love the alphabet because it lets me type this!

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I love the aplpha bet because it lest me type this! (that was actually quite hard :smiley:)

Type: My hamster eating a boiled egg is my mascot.

my hamster eating a boiled egg is my masvot (close)

type: which Wednesday will the unwillingly wilful wringraith want water while waiting for the one ring

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which Wednesday will the unwillingly wilful wringraith want water while waiting for the one ring (w-words are really easy to write :laughing:)

Type: I will let you type this with all the w-s you’ve given me :smiley:

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i will let you type with with all the w-s.s you;ve given me :smiley: (yay much better!)

type: wasted great cave water retracts defaced aged red tea

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wasted great cave water retracts defacetd aged red tea (hard one :slight_smile: )

Type: It seems like we’re the only ones that play this game ;D

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(i picked words that you only need your left hand for haha)

it seems like we are thw only one sthat play this game :smiley: (i type too fast and forget where i am at)

type; You’ve already replied 3 times to @mishelka3 in this particular topic. Reply to others in the discussion, too?

(the forums gives me this message haha)

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You;ve already replied # times to @mishelka3 in this particular topic. Reply to others in the discussion, too?

(the forums gives me this message haha)

(I always mess up numbers and/or diacritics in slovak language :smiley: )

Type: A very good squirrel stole my new cashew nuts. This is nuts!

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a very good squireel stole my cashew nuts, this is nuts! (cant spell it seems!)

type: How can a squirrel thief be a “very good squirrel”?

How can a squirrel thief be a :very good squirrel"?

Type: Maybe because it’s a squireel :laughing:

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maybe because it’s a squireel :smiley:

type: in the squirrel court of law, the squirrel would be in jail

in the squirrel court, the squirrel would be in jail

Type: but the squirrel is also clever, therefore it will hide and you will never ever ever ever find it

but the swuirrel is also clever, therefore it will hide and tou will never ever ever ever find it

Type: What did the squirrel do for the court to want it to be in jail?

What did they dqwuirrel do for the court to want it on jail

Type: I butchered the squirrel

I buychrrrd the squittrl

Type: why did you do that?