Your finger won’t get stuck, but your typewriter might get jammed.
Type: Or you could get ink all over your hands
Or you could get ink all over your jands
Type: I rest my case
I rest my case
Type: I swear I am not drunk, baby I was born this way! ** hiccup ** Cheers 
I sear I an nir dtind, vabu I wax gorb yhis eat! ** hiccup ** Cgeers
XD
Type: Even if you’re not with me, I’m with beer!
Even if youre nit erth me.
i m with ber!
type : lol what about Prosecco?
lol what abour Processo?
Type: If it ain’t Prosecco, it ain’t Patrizia.
if ain’t Prosecco, it aint Pateiuis
type : my blood seems to be Prosecco…no matter…it sparkles…lol
my bloof seems ro ne Processo,no matter…ut sparkles…lol
Type; Blood craving sugar now.
blood id veaving sugwr now
type buon appetit e au revoir…
bon appetit et au revoir
Type: Pourquoi au revoir ?
oourqoi au revoir
type: guessed you leave for dinner
guessed you leafe for dunner
Type: Why always end up go dinner so late?
why ;Qua enf yp go doner sp ;atr
Type: And i have to buy some vegetables tomorrow
And I hve to buy sine vegetabkes tinieeiw.
Type: OMG, where the hell is my coffee?
Omg, where’s my ciffee
(Oops din’t read)
Type: You spilt the coffee powder all over the table.
You aplt the coffee powecer all user the taboe
Type:
Banana is big, but it’s skin is bigger
Banana is big, but it’s skin is bigger
Type: My fingers are all slippery and sticky, oh so messy.
What’s with all the innuendos? 
My girlfriend nets are slippery and study oh , so messy
Autocorrection, lol)
Type: Redolent of barque friezes but tinged with lysergic abandon
LMAO
Redolenty of barue friezes but gined with luserrf aboands
Type: Well, guess all the innuendos are frying my brain out